Jo

A schnoodle. A schnauzer-poodle.

[Jo @mavdog]

Had to get out the roach-killing shoe twice this morning. 😩😩😩

[Jo @mavdog]

Confirming once again that swimming is HARD.

[Jo @mavdog]

Every time I go several days without seeing the 14-year-old dog in our neighborhood hobble through her morning walk, I start to get concerned. I hope little Leila is doing OK. 🥺

[Jo @mavdog]

Wearing heels today for the first time in four years and I DID NOT MISS THEM. 👠🚫

[Jo @mavdog]

Accidentally just went to a hot yoga class. That was miserable. 🥵🥵🥵

[Jo @mavdog]

Can we all agree that new year’s glasses for the first decade of the 2000s were cute, but now we’re just trying to force little eye holes into straight numbers and it’s silly???

[Jo @mavdog]

6:30 p.m. and I’m already in my PJs because why not?

[Jo @mavdog]

Currently wearing a sweatshirt that is 26 years old and feeling very hip. 😎

[Jo @mavdog]

@jscroggins Oh no! Sorry you finally caught it. 😔 I don’t have any good taste/smell intel, but hope it returns soon!

[Jo @mavdog]

We had some really aggressive cleaners come to our house yesterday and now our place looks amazing … but I also can’t find anything because they put everything away. 🫤

[Jo @mavdog]

You know it’s been a good vacation when you forget your work password.

[Jo @mavdog]

My TV keeps recommending the Hallmark Channel to me and I’m so ashamed that it knows me so well. 🫣

[Jo @mavdog]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Jo @mavdog]

Someone asked me my age today and I had to think real hard before giving an answer. I’m still not sure I was correct. #gettingoldishard

[Jo @mavdog]

I’m not a normal manager. I’m a *cool* manager. 💁🏻‍♀️

[Jo @mavdog]

Nothing beats the feeling of being in your house in the few hours after the house cleaner has worked her magic. 🪄

[Jo @mavdog]

Important life hack: the DTW airport Starbucks takes mobile orders! I shaved off probably 15 minutes of waiting time! 🙌🏼

[Jo @mavdog]

Actually, maybe it’s not irrational. Shamrock Shakes are delicious. 😋

[Jo @mavdog]

The only time in my life I ever want to go to McDonald’s is in the week leading up to St. Patrick’s Day when I irrationally crave a Shamrock Shake. 🍀

[Jo @mavdog]

Well, looks like my lifelong dream of visiting Ukraine is on hold indefinitely. 😢