Maverick Truman

Making sub-par look good

[Maverick Truman @MaverickTruman]

@SpaceX @elonmusk So us country bumpkins just saw the satellite train on our new year sky. Thanks for mesmerizing us and ringing in the new year #2020 #HappyNewYear2020

[leo @leonalisa_]

Get you a girl who can do both

[Maverick Truman @MaverickTruman]

@yeglrt Hey, I just figured I'd let you know the wing whams on the north side of Mckernan, Track 2 aren't fully disengaged. The arm is slightly down and the lights are still going.

[Maverick Truman @MaverickTruman]

Why do people feel the need to talk/yell across the room to have a conversation? #RustledMyJimmies #BeingTheLoudTwatDoesntMakeYouCool

[Maverick Truman @MaverickTruman]

I think I found my soulmate. Cute girl who does the same stomach out, lean while standing on the LRT... I think I'm in love #TrueLove #Soulmate

[John Wolfe @JohnWolfeYT]

Violent video games directly cause gun violence. But they're not alone.

Mirror's Edge enthusiasts are constantly falling off skyscrapers
Sea of Thieves fans won't stop pillaging coastal towns
And don't get me started on the Sims players drowning themselves in their pools, eesh

[Maverick Truman @MaverickTruman]

@hannah_mckay_ she's the reason I'd get a pilots license

[Maverick Truman @MaverickTruman]

Lauren Fink is back in the Edmonton Global 1 chopper and I've never been happier #MarryMe #WhatAFox #TooScaredToTagGlobalNewsEdmonton

[Maverick Truman @MaverickTruman]

I just spent a good three hours at a breakfast joint making jokes over coffee #SixtyYearOldTrappedInATwentyYearOldsBody

[Maverick Truman @MaverickTruman]

#DecisionsDecisions @kraftdinner @Knorr

[Maverick Truman @MaverickTruman]

Only willing to retract my last tweet if @Knorr gives me a Years supply of Parmesan pesto noodles... your move @Knorr

[Maverick Truman @MaverickTruman]

Why is @kraftdinner the choice of drunk uni students? Because its delicious and easy to make

[Maverick Truman @MaverickTruman]

On a completely other note, the fact that my phone tells me to press the chang character symbol is the only reason I know how to drunk tweet

[Maverick Truman @MaverickTruman]

Being drunk is the only at to combat the cold in Canada #DrunkMavCrunkMav

[Maverick Truman @MaverickTruman]

Cutting wood for NY, I was inspired by @griffonramsey's art so I gave it a try... props to Griffon for being a #BAMF

[Maverick Truman @MaverickTruman]

Drunk Mav has determined sober Mav is a solid 6 unless you are drunk and/or squinting your right eye where he is an 8 #DrunkMavCrunkMav

[Maverick Truman @MaverickTruman]

@katewoodfraser I watched the credits scroll by because I knew you'd find out if I messed it up 😂

[Maverick Truman @MaverickTruman]

It's a shame though that I talk to girls the way Clark talks to Mary in the mall #ChristmasVacation

[Maverick Truman @MaverickTruman]

This is my Christmas reminder that I still want a girl who will put up with me the way Ellen puts up with Clark on Christmas Vacation