leo

I’ve got that cockroach energy ☀️

[leo @leonalisa_]

Please tell me there's someone else out there who knows the Latin name of a pigeon and appreciates this pun

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

I have been extremely brave about things nobody knows are happening. I have also been extremely dramatic about very minor inconveniences. Balance.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

hot girl summer is over it's time for sad sluts in sweaters

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me pretending to be okay with a situation that's clearly affecting me

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape

[lily @slammablelecter]

my cousin died in a Microsoft Authenticator accident

[★juliet★ @wellbutrinwitch]

what's ketamine is ketayours

[gaki @pantsuki]

don’t trust anyone who calls twitter that letter

[𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓪 ✪ ݁ ۶ৎ @af00tnotewilldo]

no one kill themselves we all have to outlive trump

[jean @itsallbollocks]

And for the lady, a fucking break.

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

Can't stop thinking about how the 7th largest pyramid in the world is a Bass Pro Shop

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

girls don’t want a boyfriend girls want the $600 dyson cordless stick vacuum

[fatima⁷ @fatimasvogue]

self undiagnosing. I'm fine

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

gentle reminder:

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

surely THIS will be the purchase that finally fills the deep hole of sadness and dissatisfaction within me

[abby govindan @abbygov]

Straight break ups are great because the guy is always like “she really traumatized me when she told me how much I hurt her” meanwhile the girl is like “some things he did could be considered a felony in certain states but I swear he’s not a bad person”

[olivia stowell @oliviastowell]

the thing about academia is that no matter how “successful” you become you will always be an adult wearing a backpack

[A. ✨ @justaaliyah_]

Being a high functioning depressed person is so exhausting bc I never really know if I’m actually okay or if I’m just …. doing things….

[Mindy Shore @heyheyminday]

the sign my boyfriend made for my half marathon. I can’t