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serving kant

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my cousin died in a Microsoft Authenticator accident

[☀︎ @fullofmeth]

I'm lying on the floor topless listening to Leonard Cohen

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“it’s kind of queer joy to be a [maritime] widow” -chris

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stratus sun, cumulonimbus moon, cirrus rising

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if you wrap a feather boa correctly it can actually be quite modest

[BlueJay @them_failure]

Sorry about mahjong last night, I kept hunting for the four white dragons and let my passion create a fifth

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we have great news, mapa—you’re going to be a granba!

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at Prager U i was cut from Kappa Kappa Kappa

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@credenzaclear2 fav movie.

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#NewProfilePic

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the hot tub that makes you pregnant

[matty matt @noetic_emetic]

beer and trembling

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just had to (earnestly) ask my mom if her great grandfather indeed died via volcano

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@narrenhut can confirm

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the rascal burger is the american ploughman’s lunch

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i bet they’re going to great wolf lodge

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would kill for a Robert Altman film set at the 1964 World’s Fair

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Astigmatism Sees

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italian american excited to go to Coachelle