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long walks on the beach & short walks to the bar

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

“Why didn’t you say hi to me at the bar”

Me at the bar:

[L @maveyl_]

Watched a man CHEW HIS NAILS in between sets at the GYM.. when I tell you I had a visceral reaction 🤢

[L @maveyl_]

I overheard my boyfriend tell my dog “I never knew I could love a dog so much” 🥹🥰

[L @maveyl_]

@lgoetz4 Omfg 🤣 I love that he asked if YOU knew that 🤦🏼‍♀️

[L @maveyl_]

@munny_lee Awww! Miss him

[L @maveyl_]

Post college ppl dream about missing a final, I dream about visiting Moscow and not making it to @cornerclub which is WAY WORSE. Like… I’ve had countless of these dreams. I’ll always miss you, CC!! 🍻 🍿

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Yesterday I asked my kindergartener what she did in school and she said "nothing," then later I went on Instagram and her teacher had posted a picture of her holding a crocodile.

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

last month i called 911 on myself for feeling suicidal and the bill with insurance is over $2,000. the 15 min "psych evaluation" alone was $400. oh, and they still sent me home that night. it cost me $2k to not take my life. america's healthcare system is so fucked lol

[Corner Club @cornerclub]

#RIP

[L @maveyl_]

Oh my hell he got the job!!!! 💀 hiring managers these days are DESPERATE for employees

[L @maveyl_]

Waiting to pick up lunch and this dude is getting interviewed right next to me at Dominos (in waiting area? 🤔) and legit was ON HIS PHONE while she looked at her paper to find the next question then LAUGHED when she said where do you see yourself in 10 years….

[L @maveyl_]

Does anyone else constantly have to look up song lyrics or is that just one of the perks of being deaf in one ear 🤨

[L @maveyl_]

@DeonWatsonJr You look through it as you pick it up. Wouldn’t be able to see it in the bag if you just picked it up all at once anyway

[L @maveyl_]

Happy Sunday to everyone besides the inventors of see through dog poop-bags

[L @maveyl_]

What in the Amish sponsored ad is this??

[L @maveyl_]

@cornerclub Miss you!!

[L @maveyl_]

I made a video highlighting one of our long term shelter dogs and a family from Black Foot saw it on Facebook and drove down to adopt her! 🥹

(Long term is a couple weeks by our standards because dogs are often adopted within 48 hours)

[L @maveyl_]

Being hungover 🤝 spending money