mavkarlo

[Hajo Versteeg @HajoV]

@PierrePoilievre Oh dear, how quickly we forget: Dr. Carney was appt’ed by ur mentor Harper as governor of Bank of Canada in 2008. And the reason why Lib media is in love with Dr. Carney is because unlike u, he’s smart, credible, meticulous in his research, fair AND respected around the world.

[mitch hedberg @mitchhedbot]

I hold the microphone cord like this, pinch it together, then let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

America's 660 billionaires could give everybody in the country a $3,900 survival check and still be as rich as they were before the pandemic.

If that doesn’t convince you we need a wealth tax, I don’t know what will.

[Another Music @Anotherzik]

Le Canadien @mavkarlo vient de dévoiler le clip de "Strangers Like Us", extrait de l'album du même nom paru chez @royalmountainrecords.
Le très joli, et très étrange, clip est réalisé par Anne Douris.

#NewRelease2020 #indiemusic #indiepop

https://t.co/6DfMgz4OTG

[Anne Douris @bossieperson]

@macphersonmarty @LocalFavourite @scott_balmer @HandMadeMonster @_jamesx3 @CreativeByLucas @SG_Posters @PhotoshopHorroz @darthjager_ @creepyduckart @madebyluca @theboysinthelab @fossilmade @vmenendezb @dgrahamdesign1 @philshelly @JarenHemphill @jswoodhams @BartoszKosowski @lucas_peverill @Liza_Shumskaya @lafcreative @Junkykid @ErinLHunting @sbstnkng @TEWillby @leesoljiart @mikeseriously @HeidiBerton chugga chugga here’s my #arttrain picks from some animations I’ve made, choo - and I can’t stress this enough- choo!

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

America and Europe fucked up so so so fucking bad and I’ll always be shocked that people aren’t angrier about this

[Anne Douris @bossieperson]

Because it is my job, and because I’m proud of it, I’m sharing my latest animated work (for @mavkarlo - “Strangers Like Us”) with you today.

It’s supposed to be about loss but my mind melted halfway through, it might actually be about how I miss bars.

https://t.co/1axjKa9vAM

[Anne Douris @bossieperson]

Here’s a little scene from my latest animation, (“Strangers Like Us” - @mavkarlo)

I haven’t been to a bar in 1000 years but I’m pretty sure this is what they were like inside. Nice!

[mitch hedberg @mitchhedbot]

I went to a doctor, all he did was suck blood from my neck. Don't go see Dr. Acula.

[mitch hedberg @mitchhedbot]

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

[mitch hedberg @mitchhedbot]

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

[mitch hedberg @mitchhedbot]

Stephen Lynch is funny, he's a hard act to follow. I'm a hard act to follow too, cause when I'm done I take the microphone with me.

[mitch hedberg @mitchhedbot]

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time.

[mitch hedberg @mitchhedbot]

They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

[mitch hedberg @mitchhedbot]

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

[mitch hedberg @mitchhedbot]

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

[mitch hedberg @mitchhedbot]

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

[mitch hedberg @mitchhedbot]

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

[mitch hedberg @mitchhedbot]

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're going, and hook up with them later.

[mitch hedberg @mitchhedbot]

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.