(archived.)

𝘓𝘦𝘵’𝘴 𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦.

[(archived.) @mavlander]

⠀
⠀ 𝘚𝘶𝘳𝘦, 𝘐’𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜.
⠀
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐’𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚.
⠀

[(archived.) @mavlander]

// might actually have to delete this account and relaunch if i can’t get these fkn p*rn accounts to stop following me

[(archived.) @mavlander]

And what did they say, hm?

[✦ 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵 𝗞���𝗻𝘁 ✦ @farmreporterR]

@BEACONOFHEROISM

They already told me about you.

[(archived.) @mavlander]

We never needed anyone but ourselves. That used to frighten me, but it’s…strangely comforting to me now. Knowing that we have each other.

Above everything else.

[(archived.) @mavlander]

It does make you wonder, doesn’t it? Just how deep the similarities run.

If you like having your hair petter, your ego stroked, that little spot just beneath your ear…

[(archived.) @mavlander]

Precisely.

[‎‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎𝚄͟𝙿͟𝚃͟𝙾͟𝚆͟𝙽 ⋆ ͟𝙶͟𝙸͟𝚁͟𝙻.ᐟ @lucesteIIarum]

⠀
⠀yeah, you’d know.
⠀

[(archived.) @mavlander]

Mm. And James said I was a slow learner.

But he doesn’t say much of anything anymore.

[(archived.) @mavlander]

They sure are a sucker for a blonde who knows when to shut up and smile.

[‎‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎𝚄͟𝙿͟𝚃͟𝙾͟𝚆͟𝙽 ⋆ ͟𝙶͟𝙸͟𝚁͟𝙻.ᐟ @lucesteIIarum]

⠀
⠀mm, truly america’s sweetheart.
⠀

[(archived.) @mavlander]

What does that make us? A solid 22?

[(archived.) @mavlander]

Aren’t you a Georgia peach?

[‎‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎𝚄͟𝙿͟𝚃͟𝙾͟𝚆͟𝙽 ⋆ ͟𝙶͟𝙸͟𝚁͟𝙻.ᐟ @lucesteIIarum]

⠀
⠀anything to fuck up your day ☺️
⠀

[(archived.) @mavlander]

Not a deterrent.

[(archived.) @mavlander]

Spoilsport.

[‎‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎𝚄͟𝙿͟𝚃͟𝙾͟𝚆͟𝙽 ⋆ ͟𝙶͟𝙸͟𝚁͟𝙻.ᐟ @lucesteIIarum]

⠀
⠀don’t call me that.
⠀

[(archived.) @mavlander]

Hanging on by a thread, but still intact, Annie Bananny.

[‎‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎𝚄͟𝙿͟𝚃͟𝙾͟𝚆͟𝙽 ⋆ ͟𝙶͟𝙸͟𝚁͟𝙻.ᐟ @lucesteIIarum]

⠀
⠀teamwork makes the dream work, doesn’t
⠀it? where’s your can—do team spirit now?
⠀

[(archived.) @mavlander]

I’m so tired of this man.

[*✷ ɦσɱεlαηδεɾ. @descentofdesign]

A day away from the influx of fellow Homelanders that will most certainly pave the way to multiversal domination.

[(archived.) @mavlander]

I hope you’re right. They don’t make ‘em like you anymore.

Now why don’t you scamper along before you make me feel something regrettable.

[��️ ️️𝒫𝐄𝚃𝖎𝚃 ️️ ️️𝐇𝚄͟𝙶͟𝙷͟𝙸͟𝙴͟. @2ndwinded]

sense of those confident compliments. if they were genuine, snarky, meant to get underneath his skin. all of the above seem to be working. )

i'll be ready for that. i expect it every time. i won't let it sneak up on me.

[(archived.) @mavlander]

If you like. Would that help you feel something?

[𝘽𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙧 @SupesKiller]

Should I just hit you again?

[ً @holyaches]

if only i'd been born with the air of a dreamlike garden of flowers like you.

[ً @holyaches]

you freeze up in childhood， you go numb， because you cannot change your circumstances and to recognize， name， and feel the emotions and their cruel causes would be unbearable， and so you wait.

[(archived.) @mavlander]

Should I address these one by one or should I just clap politely?

[𝘽𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙧 @SupesKiller]

She drinks milk.
She’s a fucking Supe.
Supes aren’t 10.
She begs for attention too much.
She gets wet around milk.
She’s a cunt.