Mai🌷

[꩜ @laylology]

Bikini tan line already fading. It's always some bullshit

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[🌸🌺🌼🌹 @mcarv_s]

saying summer is over on august 25 is an indicator of a quitter’s mindset and indoctrination by big halloween

[gabriella @iloveyou52blue]

Asked Nonna what her biggest insecurity was when she was a young woman. She said she didn’t have time for that because of Mussolini

[ella mayo @anushaspears]

mind you he just called her broke and low class

[alli @sonofalli]

it’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Fuck you

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Aidan @aidanthereup]

So I started watching Lost and I keep thinking about this

[ang @cybermrcury]

Yeah whatever

[ihatepivots @ihatepivots]

just had my year end review and they've decided they're gonna put me down

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

sure man what the hell why not. judge judy for department of justice next pls

[N @dearvotion]

type of vibe i’m on

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

I have to lock in this week or else they're going to take me

[✎ @redoorlemontree]

for non-americans this is like when joffrey became king

[Melina 🇻🇦 @bioenergeticmel]

You can always just decide that you’re so back