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~Marissa~

[planet_mars @Maweesa1]

Me: I do not have a type. It’s not right to limit oneself to a box of characteristics.
Also Me listing my celebrity crushes:

[M.J. Salem @M_J_Salem]

People this is deadly serious.

[⭒ @knjpagee]

🐨: Hello, so it's been a long time, so i tried to speak in fluent German, but German was literally one of the hardest languages I've ever seen. So I've got.. for you so... *starts speaking in German*

He never fails to impress me😭😭😭

[j.mt @jiminticaI]

jimin loved the crowd's reaction so much he kept on doing the haaland walk 😭😭

[BTS Daily⁷ @btsdaily77]

BTS actually knowing Haaland’s iconic memes was NOT on my bingo card. 😭😅

[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

This is so precious. They’re just two kids. Big bro just happens to be one of the coldest athletes on the planet.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

If it turns out Mitch McConnell is dead and the GOP are involved in a coverup to prevent a special election that is mandated by Kentucky law, people need to go to prison.

Full stop.

[𑣲𝓳 @jmfolder]

jimin doing the haaland walk this is genuinely kiIIing me 😭😭😭

[Mitch @mitcheels1]

My new pet peeve is players releasing the bow instead of the arrow. #NRLDolphinsSharks

[FKA Morena / Brianna @fkamorena]

it’s rude to record people at the club but there’s 3 Japanese dudes in durags breakdancing in front of us to bruno mars you can’t make this shit up

[Ismael @Ismayelalt6]

everyone fucking hates him its crazy

[j.mt @jiminticaI]

the poster made it to the screen LMAOO

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

We are all making jokes yeah but he definitely 100% is dead and I don’t think anyone is understand how seriously insane that is that they are keeping that from the public and operating as if he’s making calls and renovating

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

Turns out, Republicans talk about election fraud so much because they are constantly doing it.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I honestly hate that we've normalized the idea that all opinions are valid. I think we should get back to telling people that they are ill informed & ignorant

[Morrígu66613 @AngelaLark66613]

Mitch McConnell is reportedly brain dead. The journalist who broke his cardiac arrest is at the hospital waiting for them to move his body. Her name is Desirée Townsend.
She's the independent reporter who obtained the EMS scanner audio confirming paramedics performed CPR at McConnell's D.C. home on June 14. NBC and CBS spent a week catching up to her.
Yesterday she tweeted that she's physically at the hospital, that multiple sources have told her the 84-year-old senator has been declared brain dead, and that his Capitol Police detail was still there as of 3:39pm ET.
Laura Loomer posted the same claim, citing a White House source. McConnell's office will not confirm or deny. They insist he is "continuing to improve."
The brain-death claim is not yet verified. Here's what is.
McConnell has been hospitalized for three straight weeks with no public explanation.
His office has never said why he was admitted. His last vote was June 11.
His wife Elaine Chao was photographed in Beijing meeting the Chinese vice president three days after her husband collapsed. She has not come home.
His daughter deactivated her X account.
Neighbors of his D.C. townhouse say no one has come or gone since the ambulance took him away. Not family. Not staff.
Kentucky's Democratic Governor Andy Beshear says McConnell's office is not returning his calls.
Now the politics.
Kentucky Republicans quietly rewrote the state's succession law in 2024. If McConnell's seat opens, Beshear cannot appoint a replacement. A special election gets triggered instead.
And the timing matters. If he can't finish his term after August 3, the special election just rolls into November. Before August 3, the GOP has to hold a standalone race.
They’re watching the calendar.
The election they're trying to avoid is the GOP's nightmare. Thomas Massie, the Republican congressman who has become one of Trump's loudest critics, would be a heavy favorite to run and split the red vote wide open.
Every day they hide McConnell's condition is a day they don't have to hold that race.
Whatever is actually happening in that hospital room, this is the picture from outside it: a senator who has not been seen in three weeks, a wife who left the country, a family that has gone dark, a governor being frozen out, and a party racing the clock on a succession law they wrote themselves.
Townsend is still at the hospital.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Unpopular opinion: I believe the goal of a society SHOULD be to secure the happiness and highest quality of life possible for its citizens NOT to endlessly generate capital for the ownership class at the expense of everyone else.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

A diarrhea parasite outbreak is exactly what happens when you put a fucking parasite in charge of the Department of Health and Human Services.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

CONGRATS, CONNOR! 🏆 #Emmys

[Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666]

friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job

[pj @pjayevans]

I’m outside Mitch McConnell’s hospital window blasting See You Again by Wiz Khalifa on my JBL speaker