Matthew Willcockson (they/them)

You should see my other bio.

[Matthew Willcockson (they/them) @mawillcockson]

I quote tweet 🔖 as a bookmark.

Twitter's built-in bookmarking feature is not easily searchable.

[Matthew Willcockson (they/them) @mawillcockson]

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[Steve Krenzel @stevekrenzel]

One of the first areas I worked on was improving the way our mobile apps uploaded logs. Twitter, like most mobile apps, logs *everything* users do – every swipe, tap, edit, delay, etc… – for debugging, metrics, and experiments.

The size of logs adds up quickly.

[Matthew Willcockson (they/them) @mawillcockson]

@chordbug My physics teacher's preferred online resource was HyperPhysics.

no SSL, image map areas, decimated by the iframe apocalypse
https://t.co/TLvaM0oo1w

[Matthew Willcockson (they/them) @mawillcockson]

@DRyan @zkat__ Don't worry, they're spawning a task to work on it.

[Matthew Willcockson (they/them) @mawillcockson]

@sophaskins I toil in the vitamin D caverns, and for what? Inside has windows.

[Matthew Willcockson (they/them) @mawillcockson]

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[Matthew Willcockson (they/them) @mawillcockson]

@freezydorito laura you're incredible

[Matthew Willcockson (they/them) @mawillcockson]

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[Bryan Liles @bryanl]

At #KubeCon taking a rest break. So many people think we are part of the event staff. I do not know where you can get coffee or where room 251 is.

[Matthew Willcockson (they/them) @mawillcockson]

@hazelweakly @kevinswiber Ah yes, the classic Stackoverflow answer about parsing HTML with regex
https://t.co/31MUT50soS

[Matthew Willcockson (they/them) @mawillcockson]

@DannyVegito morning shower does double duty for my dirty dreams

[Matthew Willcockson (they/them) @mawillcockson]

I've heard of butt dialing, but how about butt "clicking the zoom link in a meeting confirmation text" 😳

I was still in the lobby when I pulled my phone out, thank goodness.

[Matthew Willcockson (they/them) @mawillcockson]

That was fun
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#Worldle 273
https://t.co/3VKa8wrB2E

[Matthew Willcockson (they/them) @mawillcockson]

I should have gotten it first guess 🤷
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#Worldle 273
https://t.co/3VKa8w9rOw

[Matthew Willcockson (they/them) @mawillcockson]

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#Worldle 273
https://t.co/3VKa8w9rOw

[Matthew Willcockson (they/them) @mawillcockson]

Same as above 🤔
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#worldle 226
https://t.co/3n9URfBXZ5

[Matthew Willcockson (they/them) @mawillcockson]

Got some names mixed up again
Equatorial Guinea ↔ Guinea ↔ Guinea-Bissau
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#Worldle 272
https://t.co/3VKa8wrB2E

[Matthew Willcockson (they/them) @mawillcockson]

Got lucky
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Wordle 488

[Matthew Willcockson (they/them) @mawillcockson]

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[Blue Team Thomas @TheEis4Extra]

Here’s my quick an dirty lab workout for Detection Engineers. I do this work out 2 to 3 times a week for about 2 hours. #CyberSecurity #infosec #BlackTechTwitter

[Matthew Willcockson (they/them) @mawillcockson]

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[Matthew Willcockson (they/them) @mawillcockson]

@autogynamelia I'd love to know how this is going for you