Mark Shark Wilson

Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it.

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These floats are blowing my mind! Truly an inspiration! #HGTVNewYear

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@espn Peyton is fucking my game up hard

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Forsyth County is on Cops right now on Spike.. Talk about a day maker

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You know your singing/acting career has 0 promise when you find yourself doing J.G. Wentworth commercials #Ineedcashnow

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Dodging rape charges and winning trophys...#ThatNigga

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Moaning Myrtle is a freak though

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I need the monopoly game at McDonald's to come back.. I'm trying to win some serious prizes

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"If ya don't know, now ya know...Neighba" -@Pitbull *killin it at ama's*

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Suck it Bill Belishit

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During a compliment sesh in fourth grade Amon Giles told me i had "the magic stick".. He was suspended for it... S/O to Amon Giles

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The Breakfast Club... What a whirlwind of emotions

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If there's anything I know, it's timing big waves.. And common sense in rain

[Mark Shark Wilson @mawilson9]

Just came here to meet up with chad.. We are going to study some some sciences

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From Pitbull to Jack Johnson via Nelly

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The beanie over the flat bill... Now that's #hoodrich

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If by "microwave-safe plate" you mean "paper towel"

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In the last 5 years, "damn" and "ass" have slowly become acceptable words to use on tv...but I still am like 'oh shit' when I hear them

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@lindsaylohan Ill see you at Foxwoods on the 31st girl. In the words of @Usher -"We're gonna make love in this casino"

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Jon Gruden

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Taylor Swift is the poster child for co-dependency