Maxime Rousseau

Political Eschatologist. Exiled maigre blanc d’Amérique.

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@GustaveLac63400 Perso je sors jamais de mon pieds-à-terre à Paris sans ma ceinture fléchée.

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@LeBunkerBtc Le pied-balle et ses conséquences ont été un désastre pour la race humaine.

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@PaulADW @LeBunkerBtc Found a workflow for imessage which is a bit clunky (not your fault, apple doesn’t give many options), queb accent +franglais really confuses the shit out of the transcription model, I’ll try finding something that’s more regionalised and will try to submit a PR if I do.

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@CFrechette Et les HLM exclusivement pour minorités visibles Christine, t’en pense quoi?

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@Jerome_bg “Payroll”

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@levelsio It’s unfortunately a total foid-repellant, but Pelican is the only real choice if you want something that lasts. The ATX series won’t get a second look by airport security, and it’s built like a tank.

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@BjorkBrodern Buddy I wish, but the French nannystate has banned indoor smoking basically anywhere a long time ago.

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@neutral_af I have 9mm version and it’s a bit of a loose goose but it’s solid enough.

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Singapore is a real eye opener because it shows you what any country can become if it starts doling out enough canings to the right kind of people.

Fascinating place.

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Went there and everybody knew you

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@LeBunkerBtc @NicolasCantuBk Gros stress-test du modèle de filiation français.

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@TowaYowaIowa Surtout en C15

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@TyrantsMuse @HeinrichPato

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@Read_Acted @kunley_drukpa Milling Alone: the Collapse and Revival of Third World Communities

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@prestonjbyrne Truly doing the Lord’s work.

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@latlonging You’d think at least the Chinese would treat them as complimentary snack or something.

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Crazy how you can’t trust any Google reviews on even the craziest, nicest jungle resorts in Bali because half a dozen gulf arab women will nuke the score with a one star review complaining about how they saw one (1) lizard, there are too many pagan things around and the menu has a single food item with pork bacon in it.

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My brothers in Allah, I beg of you take the phones away from your foids.

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Same reviewer will give five stars to “Surpem Luxory Hotel Inns” in Kharj, a place that looks like it was designed in wax crayon by a seven year old and decorated with fake cardboard boxes made to look like Dior coffee table books.