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[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Phil Mickelson was asked about Tiger and his act of “Giving up sex” in an effort to focus for The Masters.

Phil responded to the reporter saying “Georgia and Florida hookers better watch out when he misses the cut.”

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Can’t tonight…busy crunching the numbers 💰

[BBC Earth @BBCEarth]

Golden snub-nosed monkeys are thriving 🐒

In China's Qinling Mountains, populations have increased from 3,000 to almost 5,000. This is thanks to continued protection efforts and habitat improvements over the past four decades.

📸 © BBC Studios NHU

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Another stamp on my wrist, nothing worse.. eh gordo

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All those years of housing slices of creamy havarti has finally caught up to me

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Nothing like standing at fridge and housing slices of creamy havarti

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Short rigatoni wit da pesto

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Take a shower shine your shoes

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@hellobyer Bro stfu

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Need to slow down on this brick of cheese rn

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Wish I could just pee my pants on the couch rn

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@mattymatheson Carbonara tacos

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@mattymatheson Mooshoo pork dumplings

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Hey Betsy… come hang

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Wiping dat poopy wit paper towel dis morning 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

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@hellobyer Egg roll hold the noodle

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Duppy

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Pretty sure bar soap and deodorant are the same thing

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junya watanabe ashaku! Soosi Kuki kuki kuki koo! Tuta atanashe atapoo!