Evil bitch

not a fan, just here berries and cream

[ezzy @vampblossom]

i know we’re beefing with mike flanagan rn but you cant pretend he didnt have a stroke of absolute genius writing midnight mass

[Evil bitch @max61958365]

Obliterate all drivers who use their hazards when not parked/ in the process of parking

[Zizzle @zizzlearts]

🕊️🕊️

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

I'm gonna go ahead and say it bc it's true I look yummy in this and I'm not scared to say it

[William White @williamwhite043]

why

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

boyfriends have access to an entirely different set of youtube videos

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

Everybody talks about the tortured genius. But never the tortured buffoon.

[isa @girl20o6]

i remember after suggesting this movie at a sleepover i was no longer allowed to pick any movie ever again

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Land Day.

50 years ago today, six un-armed Palestinians were killed by Israeli forces and more than 100 were injured during protests against Israel’s confiscation of Palestinian land.

Palestinians observe today by holding protest marches and planting olive trees.

[Evil bitch @max61958365]

I’d never survive twd cuz I’d be calling ppl chud and get shot

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

“Listen to me, pie fucker. You would last a day on the creek.” ❤️

[Evil bitch @max61958365]

Big fan of the beer Pegasus of Budweiser

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

American Idiot still shreds but Green Day skipped the "sieg heil to the president" part of Holiday; Roger Goodell must've told Billie Joe there's a sniper trained on him from the rafters.

[ToonHoleChris @toonholechris]

Late bloomer

[melliferous the way i got honeys @privOTUS]

YouTuber Markiplier broke down in tears after his self-financed horror movie "Iron Lung" opened to $23 at the worldwide box office: “Fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money I'm so fucked”

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Catherine O’Hara has sadly passed away at the age of 71

[Evil bitch @max61958365]

Iron lung got me iron hung

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

God sending down the angle of death to blow my brains out because I'm a fat fucking chud