Marcus Wainwright

Game making Tech Artist Geek. Fan of F1, travel, spiced rum and fine dining. Views are my own. Finds flag waving morons hilarious.

[Marcus Wainwright @max66695]

Another masterclass from @ScuderiaFerrari on how to screw up a race with non-existent strategy. You don't deserve world champions (or potential world champions) driving for you. Bunch of clowns #F1 #SingaporeF1

[Marcus Wainwright @max66695]

@SkySportsF1 Any chance you can join the 21st century and let me watch today's F1 qually? Even after scouring around the 'interface' forever, all we can find is a random channel listed as showing qually, but is actually showing some completely different motorsport. Embarrassment.

[Marcus Wainwright @max66695]

So thankful that football won out over out and out cheating and FIFA manipulation. Congrats Spain, the best team won. As the for the other team, an embarrassment to sport. No place for that behaviour #WC #WCFinal

[Marcus Wainwright @max66695]

@wbtourlondon What about a telegram or carrier pigeon maybe?

[Marcus Wainwright @max66695]

@wbtourlondon Yeah good luck buying them. Joke of a website

[Marcus Wainwright @max66695]

To the moron cyclist serving out of the bike lane trying to over take another cyclist right before a junction and shouting at pedestrians trying to cross the road - maybe have a clue before you pull on all that lycra. #AllTheGearNoIdea #StratfordHighStreet

[Marcus Wainwright @max66695]

@Mr_ReadingTown @Keir_Starmer That's hilarious. Most hated in history, just below EVERY Tory 'government' that's ever been in power. What planet do these people live on? You'd be hard pressed to argue it's the most hated Labour government -little illegal war happened a few years ago, some ppl didn't like it?

[Marcus Wainwright @max66695]

@_DPDparcelUK It was the right van and I ended up awkwardly accosting him. Not how this is supposed to work. But far more useful than calling or using the online web 'chat' @_DPDparcelUK provide. Driver now has my number and I have a promise he will come back before 1pm. Hallelujah. Pt2/2

[Marcus Wainwright @max66695]

Next, I organised a @_DPDparcelUK pickup to finally try and get the parcels delivered, just checked on the system and apparently 'when our driver arrived we were advised there was nothing to collect' - no idea who they spoke to but it was no one at the specified address #FFS

[Marcus Wainwright @max66695]

Turns out. The driver couldn't fathom the entry system and @_DPDparcelUK hadn't given him my number so after the same thing happening again (no on turning up from my pov) I went looking for the driver, waiting next to what I guessed what the right van. Pt1/2

[Marcus Wainwright @max66695]

What the hell is wrong with courier companies? Spent 2 days earlier this week waiting for @RoyalMail to turn up to collect parcels of xmas presents to go to our family. Never turned up. Whats the point of offering a service you don't even try to deliver?

[Marcus Wainwright @max66695]

@circularing Great, another feature for a device that hasn't got the basics working yet. Constant errors, sync hasn't worked since about 3wks after I received it (~3 months ago) Maybe let ppl know if you fix it. Maybe I'll start wearing it again. Waste of time & money currently

[Marcus Wainwright @max66695]

@RoyalMail How hard is it to ring a doorbell? The email saying 'Sorry, there didn’t seem to be anyone in' sound hollow when it arrives while I'm sat waiting for the package to arrive. No attempt to make contact made. No building buzzer, no ring from my doorbell, nothing. #onejob

[Marcus Wainwright @max66695]

I wonder how many thousands of bunches of undelivered flowers clog up @RoyalMail depots after Valentines day. Given they don't knock or ring the door bell before deciding to drop an incomprehensible note outside your door. Thanks @RoyalMail #OneJob

[Marcus Wainwright @max66695]

@Ticketmaster Why does your website want me to change my password every time I login? I set it and logged in fine. A few hours went by and I was asked to change it, again, so I did, then after logging in once it asked me to change it AGAIN. I just want my tickets ffs

[B Graham Disciple @bgrahamdisciple]

My son, who is a software engineer, just told me that people who know software just had their Elon Musk realization.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Let's take a closer look at the man running Boris Johnson's leadership campaign: Jacob Rees-Mogg https://t.co/ZKvA0dxxex

[Omar Rivero @OmarRiverosays]

NEW RULE: If you mention 40-year inflation is high... then you must also mention that corporate profits are at 50-year high.

[Marcus Wainwright @max66695]

When you land on time, fly through customs and then........ wait an hour (and counting) to collect luggage 🙄 and the driver waiting for you is now charging you extra wait time @HeathrowAirport #greatExperience #WantToGoHomeNow