Still THE best baseball game I’ve ever witnessed in person.
- Lowder vs. Skenes
- Tre Morgan to Alex Milazzo defensive play
- Tommy White walk off HR in the 11th inning
“Instant classic” gets used way too much but that game was an instant classic in every sense of the phrase.
Erling Haaland’s health protocol:
-coffee with maple syrup and raw milk
-eggs and sourdough
-fatty steaks
-mostly whole foods
-beef heart and liver
-morning sunlight
-blue light glasses before bed
-red light therapy
-sauna
-hot stone baths
-mouth taping before sleep
Europeans arriving for the World Cup:
“The food is actually really good.”
“Wait, they really do free refills?”
“The stadiums are insane.”
“Ok the weather is no joke.”
“Air conditioning isn’t optional here.”
“The roads are complete chaos.”
“Why is this gas station bigger than my airport?”
“Everyone is way friendlier than I expected.”
The 2026 World Cup may go down as the largest American propaganda campaign ever conducted.
And we’re not even trying.
The Bucks played “Devin Booker”
The Celtics played “Fat Luka”
The Knicks played the dumbest NBA finals team ever
Jimmy and Bam had to play the two most dominant players of this era in LeBron and Jokic in their finals appearance
I really am speechless right now.
Knicks won the NBA Finals.
Sam Darnold won the Super Bowl.
Indiana won the National Championship.
Apply for your dream job.
Buy your dream car.
DM your crush.
2026 is the year to just go for it all.
In the most non hater way possible, we are going to look back at this run and laugh at how bad the comp was.
- 36 year old CJ McCollum (ironically hardest challenge)
- corpse of Joel Embiid / PG13
- 37 year old James Harden
- 22 year old Wemby / Fox blatantly selling 3 games