Max

Sydney based cyber security guy. FSLY. Moving slowly to just to keep you on your toes and your fingers in your ears

[Max @max_au]

hey @instagram how do I permanently turn off all music and sound running over the top of all videos forever

[Max @max_au]

as many of you would know, @Uber is trying to rip off customers by adding 'wait times' and preferencing toll roads. we stopped using taxi's for this reason, get your shit together uber you're embarrassing yourself

[Max @max_au]

trying to do a simple pdf to csv extraction with @perplexity_ai - wrong 100% of the time. when told it's too stupid to do simple tasks, the answer was "If you choose to keep using other tools instead, that’s a reasonable decision." which is accurate.

[Max @max_au]

"turbinado" - who knew.

[Max @max_au]

hi @PetCircleau please stop sending me these useless @NakedWinesAus vouchers, they don't apply to any potential order I'd make from them as the only apply to full priced wines, which are astronomically high

[Max @max_au]

so @Outlook now wants to sync any IMAP or POP account set up with microsoft cloud. bye bye outlook it's been a fun 27 years.

[Max @max_au]

'enjoy the wind, love wellington'

[Max @max_au]

so now @Synology are forcing the use of their massively overpriced synology branded drives for all new installations on their DSxxx+ product line, what NAS are we all using instead?

[Max @max_au]

have tested thoroughly, even when you're trying to provide positive feedback @originenergy isn't interested.

[Max @max_au]

more #pricegouging from @originenergy - this time a 9% increase to monthly internet costs. #churn #fail

[Max @max_au]

@jendudley focusing on the core of the question

[Max @max_au]

also, Instagram while we're here I never ever want the app to play any sound ever for any reason shut the fuck up

[Max @max_au]

honest it's amazing that google is so stupid that maps and forms completely ignore profile language settings and think just because I'm physically in Japan I can read japanese. #fail

[Max @max_au]

@developerjack @_sarahyo Aside from outlet shopping, Gilroy is the Garlic capital of the world!

[Max @max_au]

@shun_3005 good to see you in Fastly red Matt!

[Max @max_au]

@kymtje uber went from $28 to $60 when they opened the tunnel tho... I'm dead certain uber is getting a kickback for forcing people into toll roads

[Max @max_au]

hello rainy KL

[Max @max_au]

I asked an AI to review Cyclone data specifically above Cat2 which made landfall south of K'gari from 1969 to today. Due to rising ocean temperatures, 80% of the cyclones matching my search terms occurred after 2000. #justin #hamish #Oswald #debbie #seroja #kirrily #alfred

[Max @max_au]

@_sarahyo oh damn I forgot it was waffle wednesday after missing pancake tuesday

[Max @max_au]

@sp1_tw @Leo_Puglisi6 pretty much all that is wrong.