Max

[Max @max_austinn]

Taco Bell guacamole makes me feel like a criminal

[Max @max_austinn]

I miss thunderstorms. It never storms in SoCal 🥺

[Max @max_austinn]

@kylielivermore1 Greg says he loves you

[Max @max_austinn]

@kylielivermore1 - “I dropped out of college TWICE”
Me- “I went to rehab TWICE”

[Jason Bedrick @JasonBedrick]

@POTUS

[Max @max_austinn]

r u fuckin kidding me THIS IS WHAT YOUR WORRIED ABOUT??? wtf joe

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

We’re working to ban surprise “resort fees” that hotels tack on to your bill.

These fees can cost up to $90 a night at hotels that aren’t even resorts.

It just isn’t right.

[Max @max_austinn]

Someone just tried to sell me a social security card for $10 on the street. I love SoCal 😂😂😂

[Max @max_austinn]

Every fucking time I feel like life might get a little easier I get fucked.

[Max @max_austinn]

it’s me

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

she’s a 10 but she does a lot for people who don’t appreciate her

[Max @max_austinn]

🙃🙃

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Dear “fully vaxxed and boostered” friends:

By now you all know that you've been lied to about everything: efficacy, safety, prevention, and transmission.

You should be angry with the “experts” who lied to you, not us who warned you and ended up being correct on everything.

[Max @max_austinn]

@Uncle__hank 😐😐

[Max @max_austinn]

MAN I THOUGHT THE CATALYTIC CONVERTER STEALING WAS A JOKE BUT A FUCKING CRACKHEAD STOLE MINE. IM SO ANGRY

[Max @max_austinn]

Rehab taught me more than high school did 🤔

[Max @max_austinn]

Hahahahahaha dumb bitch

[Max @max_austinn]

My house is less than 8 miles from Disney land. How the fuck did I not know this 😂😂😂

[Max @max_austinn]

@brookeschafer11 Thanks Brookie❤️

[Max @max_austinn]

@hey_im_Kirsten Thank you❤️🥰

[Max @max_austinn]

One year ago today I was dying in a hospital bed, in psychosis, jaundice and my organs were failing. Today I’m sober and living a life I never could have imagined. If I can do it, so can you.

[Max @max_austinn]

Went grocery shopping today and bought a meatloaf, a rotisserie chicken, and Coca-Cola. This adulting thing is rough

[urleastfav @urleastfav]

God gives his toughest battles to his silliest geese