David V

a national treasure

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Rodney Dangerfield "Dr. Katz" - "Hello Heaviness" https://t.co/lbYKZlzVDM via @YouTube

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@danacarvey @flyonthewallpod @DavidSpade @TonyHinchcliffe @superflypod So now we're just hosting racist right-wing comedians who aren't former cast SNL members.*

*a difference from the ones who are former cast members.

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@america Is that shitty AI art supposed to be Brad Schimel?

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@BoneJail I like how the drawings have none of the physical features of the people in the photo. That's a cool detail.

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@Flighttrac56924 @MLBTheShow @nlbmuseum @nlbmprez Eat shit, pal.
We get it, you're extremely right wing, nobody cares.

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@reynoldsgareth Big win for California I guess?

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@Damiend412 @LifeAintEasyMan @MLBTheShow @NLBMuseumKC @nlbmprez It's not really stale or repeating if they're going over the careers of different players (like they obviously are this year).

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@steamyporkbuns "I'm here to win! Jeb Bush 2028!"

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@1800ILikeMike @realmaddox Yeah, Maddox, just because US President Benjamin Franklin did it, it doesn't mean it's great.

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@redsteakraw @realmaddox Yeah, you're wrong. If you live out on the boonies, those companies give your package to the postal service. Because it's not cost efficient to service everywhere, so they don't.

USPS delivers medications & stuff. They have to deliver to any address.

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@AJSBubblegum @Weather_West @KalliopeLB Better systems than the NOAA weather radio network? Are they going to replace it with an app that doesn't work if you're not near a 4G tower?

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@heliko_pteron @Weather_West Hey buddy, how well does Grok work when you're hiking/camping out of cellular range?

NOAA radio network provides constant weather information with coverage for nearly the entire country.

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@feraljokes It's interesting how explicitly these guys will tell everyone what they believe, and "left" comics will still do their festival

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@moseskagan @mattyglesias No one working as a park ranger is going to go work 4 10s in a steel factory somewhere. Not a single one of them.

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@johnny45436859 @Acyn Nancy Mace dropped the t-slur a bunch of times, then said "chicks with dicks" & nobody even thought about censuring her. But uh, sure, way out of line here. Decorum. 🙄

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@realmaddox It's going to work out fine, they're going to fire half the customs workers for being "DEI".
Your package will be on your door in no time.

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@RobConquistador @realmaddox Wild I personally watched someone die from a hoax. It must've been very convincing.

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@DrNeilStone They'll tell you "Remember the Ebola outbreak 10 years ago & how overblown it was?! Was NBD!"

and ignore the massive effort by employees of government agencies to track & contain it.

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@reynoldsgareth He'd fit in so well at an open mic

"Oh, I guess this crowd doesn't like jokes"

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@Srirachachau I bet this guy who told every person who came on Shark Tank to cut costs and move their production overseas cares about the success of America.

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@P0nyPosting @RadishHarmers Nobody believes or trusts what the government says.