Max: Better Than Yesterday

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[Max: Better Than Yesterday @max_bravado]

It's #BoneyGram time. A return of an old favourite region, Boney Island. See what our campers are forced to do this episode 7 of Total Drama Classic

https://t.co/br7rZNucAg

[Max: Better Than Yesterday @max_bravado]

Ronaldo fans in their bag rn. Keeper went the right way and all, but Messi still went wide

[Max: Better Than Yesterday @max_bravado]

Im gonna start swatting people with a driver if they don't stop saying "I could care less"

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

LIKE THIS IS CRAZY😭 ???

[Max: Better Than Yesterday @max_bravado]

Morning

[Mojo @ThereallMojo]

bro asked me to help him with fine shyt and I ended up taking her for myself

[Max: Better Than Yesterday @max_bravado]

Where tf did the tweet go?

[Max: Better Than Yesterday @max_bravado]

You're not ready for what she's replying to

[Max: Better Than Yesterday @max_bravado]

@dyingscribe I know you air out a room like a bomb scare

[Max: Better Than Yesterday @max_bravado]

Fuckin class

[KinG £ @xKGx__]

🚨 CAPE VERDE SCORES GOAL OF THE TOURNAMENT WOW WHAT A GOAL VS URUGUAY WOW WOW 🤯🔥🔥🔥

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

This is the funniest group ever man😭😭😂

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

The VAR referee for Belgium vs Iran.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

📸 - BEIRANVAND IS HAVING THE GREATEST GAME OF HIS CAREER!

WHAT A GOALKEEPER!

[Max: Better Than Yesterday @max_bravado]

They should get the goal anyway for the clever tactic alone

[Arash Markazi @ArashMarkazi]

Iran’s goal against Belgium was disallowed after a VAR check for offsides.

[Max: Better Than Yesterday @max_bravado]

Me when I talk to my boy-mom cousin

[Max: Better Than Yesterday @max_bravado]

People still think every type of struggle=building character, huh?

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Oh Boy: Former NFL star Brandon Marshall is facing intense online criticism for disciplining his son by making him run at 2 AM.

"If you don't start running, we're going to go three miles. You don't listen, we run 2 in the morning."

Marshall's child was visibly crying 😔💔

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Spain taking out their 0-0 Cape Verde frustration on Saudi Arabia

[もずく@がんばってはたらく @mozuku_zqu]

サッカー観るのむずかしい

(1/2)

[毒ぺ @Pedri_Games]

チュニジアの1ミリ発動してておもろい

[Max: Better Than Yesterday @max_bravado]

@aimbotprivate I cant do it as fast, but ues

[Max: Better Than Yesterday @max_bravado]

@PessimisticArt1 Heaven forbid a fella likes to do some lifting while doing some thrusting

[Max: Better Than Yesterday @max_bravado]

You had me until "The moment they start losing weight.."

If theyre trying to lose weight, theyre not happy with who they are and makes everything said prior pointless

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

I just went through the comment section of this post, and one thing became immediately obvious: men and women often view and describe the exact same realities very differently.

A fat man knows he is fat. In fact, you will often see him proudly answering to "Biggie." A fat woman, however, is "thick." A short man is short, but a short woman is petite. A man with a big head knows he has a big head, but for women, it's suddenly the "forehead gang." A broke man is broke, but a broke woman is an independent woman working hard for her money. Women have mastered the art of rebranding realities into compliments.

The funniest part is the body-positivity movement. Fat women will passionately defend being fat and tell everyone to love themselves as they are. Yet, the moment they start losing weight, they celebrate every kilogram they drop, show off their transformation, and become noticeably happier with their appearance. I have never seen a woman who was once fat, became slim, and then said, "I preferred being fat."

That tells you everything you need to know.

There is absolutely no health benefit to being fat. If you can lose the weight, lose it.
Your health will improve, your mobility will improve, and, let's be honest, your appearance will improve too.

[Max: Better Than Yesterday @max_bravado]

Wait, what are the modern archetypes? Cuz I was gonna go on about other stuff

[🌕PHARAOH🌑 @MummifiedAlive]

As a guy, if you dont fit into any of the modern "masculine" archetypes. People, especially women, will distance themselves from you as they will have zero idea how to handle you. Many will just assume you are homosexual