Max Fleischman

new yorker, writer, teacher, memes. rt / follow =/= endorsement. ideas and content expressed are solely my own

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

zohran got barney’d and won.

[persian elle woods @midwestoner1]

If Matt Gaetz can become atty general then I can pass the bar

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

Tim Walz's masters thesis.

[Max Fleischman @max_fleischman]

I hope they make a sequel series about argon’s dream and the prince that was promised #HouseOfTheDragons2ep8

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Max Fleischman @max_fleischman]

Waiting 20 min for the 6 train due to inclement weather. The obvious solution is we need to double the police presence

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

BLM black tile son or AI ‘All Eyes on Rafah’ daughter?

[Max Fleischman @max_fleischman]

Selling loosies (peanut m&ms from my pocket) hmu

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

"I'll burn your motherfucking house down" - Ron Perlman

[Jake Hanrahan @Jake_Hanrahan]

Grimace has been martyred.

[Max Fleischman @max_fleischman]

Plz consider donating to this go fund me so some of my former students can attend this summer program :) https://t.co/7Npb5xJC1p

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

Thanks to those who got tickets to my FYC event with @jonstewart on May 6. I am canceling our discussion however. I’m a writer first and foremost. I stand with my Guild - the @WGAWest and @WGAEast during this strike. A great deal of money is made off of their work and they deserve to see some of it. Their demands are fair and reasonable and I support them.

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

The Onion doesn't miss

[Taylor Champ @tchampp]

Nailed it @BernieSanders

[Kate Mooney @yatinbrooklyn]

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

This train derailment situation is so much worse than they’re indicating. The explosion, the toxic chemicals, and then this reporter getting arrested while broadcasting by the press conference. Horrible from top to bottom.

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

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