Max Frieden

[kam @icumnesquik]

idgaf how much gta 6 is i have a job

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

“Press R3”

8 year old me:

[boop @xboxbodywash]

I'm Arrakis sober tonight no spice or hands in strange womens' boxes

[alina @avramnotever]

Anthony bourdain used to shoot heroin on break at brasserie les halles but starbucks cant hire me without a drug test

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

how im coming all year

[TP @OGxTP]

Dawg this shit had the streets so fucked up

[Max Frieden @max_frieden]

@WhiteHouse No Kings protest about to have a field day with this

[Covie @covie_93]

How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me.

[Jack Jokinen @JJFromTheBronx]

This is how I look when I’m trying to find a cigarette at a wedding

[Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane]

SPOILER MICHAEL POSTCREDITS SCENE REVEALED

Dr.Conrad Murray reaches into a medicine cabinet “Fine I’ll do it myself.”

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

420 is some of y’alls credit scores put that blunt down buddy 😭😭

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

So we're calling these guys the "Liquor Cabinet"?

[Max Frieden @max_frieden]

@whiteheyseuss @AccidentalBron

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.

[Francesco 🇺🇸 @frandalorian]

The only other historical legal case of a .30-06 bullet shattering to the point that it couldn’t be traced back to the murder weapon was in the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr..

Probably just a coincidence.

[Messmer @messmerflame148]

@spoonlocks He went out thinking indiana would never win a national championship

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood.

[Cree @HakarisupremaC]

dis frying me cuz you’ll really see a white family of 3 just like this in Michigan

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[Luke @qLxke_]

when you think about it this is the most marty supreme thing that could’ve happened