Max hoffman

Everyday Normal Guy

[Max hoffman @max_hoffman96]

Being the cousin’s boyfriend at a wedding where no one knows you is like being the star player for a 16 seed in the NCAA tourney. You gotta put up numbers and make a name for yourself.

Drinks ordered at bar: 23
Great to meet ya’s: 18
Song requests: 8
Toasts initiated: 2

[Max hoffman @max_hoffman96]

@XcCris And then there’s me

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@XcCris You’re never truly alone in the glass city

[Max hoffman @max_hoffman96]

Watching a grown adult yell at a vending machine that won’t dispense their water bottle, only to keep putting more money in the machine. I believe we are at $9.75 spent.

Truly some specimens at the Columbus airport.

[Max hoffman @max_hoffman96]

Who’d have thought, the only way to get the government to do something is to threaten taking away their spring break.

[Max hoffman @max_hoffman96]

@REFLOG18 Raider up 🤘🏻

[Max hoffman @max_hoffman96]

I’m not asking for much. Just another Star Wars movie with battle droids in it.

[Max hoffman @max_hoffman96]

@Predamame Popped off with this one homie

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@XcCris Did Daniel Nintendo from Central Pennsylvania Tech snag All-American?

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Whole internet waiting for this post to go live

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

Final.

[Max hoffman @max_hoffman96]

@brady_h Zynn + 8 hours/week of Nintendo Switch

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@JoeGoodberry Can’t blame a guy for getting into Midwest Emo music

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@Predamame Well done sir

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@Acyn Bro clearly ain’t been to Giant Eagle yet

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@XcCris Mac

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@Predamame Get ready to learn double threshold

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Happy national signing week on LinkedIn to those who celebrate

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Youngstown, Ohio ✨

[Max hoffman @max_hoffman96]

Can we have a candid conversation about the current state of airport charging stations in 2025?