Being the cousin’s boyfriend at a wedding where no one knows you is like being the star player for a 16 seed in the NCAA tourney. You gotta put up numbers and make a name for yourself.
Drinks ordered at bar: 23
Great to meet ya’s: 18
Song requests: 8
Toasts initiated: 2
Watching a grown adult yell at a vending machine that won’t dispense their water bottle, only to keep putting more money in the machine. I believe we are at $9.75 spent.
Truly some specimens at the Columbus airport.