Maximilian Ditzler

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@pnwCROCODILE You’re so brave and strong and fierce

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@pnwCROCODILE Which one?

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@genevievep907

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@pnwCROCODILE LETSGOOOO

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@pnwCROCODILE I don’t think Twitter had anything to do with the s-budget mobile choice

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@TCBScans @ray_harren volume jjk figure HxH

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@ray_harren I could use 10 tips to boost my testosterone

[Ray Harren @ray_harren]

when is the messiah coming back

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@AlaskaAir Food #90YearsOfCare

[Ray Harren @ray_harren]

this whole will smith situation bitch-slapped some sense into me about us. my hair is falling out thinking about how i didn’t have the Will to Smith a better relationship with u when i should be rocking your world like chris rock got rocked in front of god and everyone. acting li

[Maximilian Ditzler @max_i_1000000]

Graduated College Me: Yes! I’m done!
Everyone Else: Congrats! You did it!
The company in charge of my loans:
Congratulations 😈👹🤑

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@emilyjanaewood Hey I know we didn’t know each other very well in high school, but you are absolutely stunning and you deserve to feel amazing about how you look.

[Dragalia Lost @DragaliaLostApp]

It's the 2.5-Year Anniversary of #DragaliaLost! Follow and retweet this post for a chance to win the following. All players will also receive items based on the number of RTs!
・Three winners will receive 13 Gala Dragalia adventurers and 78 5★ dragons!
https://t.co/JjuF3Bjgk9

[Dragalia Lost @DragaliaLostApp]

Celebrate the Caged Desire event in #DragaliaLost! Follow and retweet this post for a chance to win the following. All players will receive items based on the number of RTs!
・Three winners will receive 75 fully unbound 5★ dragons (one of each)!
▼Details
https://t.co/LYFYn6M4Eq

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

For every festive dog pic in the replies, we will donate $1 to @bestfriends Animal Society (up to 30,000)

We’re able to give back this season thanks to our partnership with @Trupanion. Let’s see those holiday pups ❤️

[Ray Harren @ray_harren]

when anchorage has been slowly dying already and berkowitz’s cheeks hit the gc and he hasn’t got even remotely any cake

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@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS This is one of those tweets where you’re not sure if you like it to support someone going through a hard time or you like it to show how happy you are that karma’s a bitch

[Dragalia Lost @DragaliaLostApp]

It's the 2nd Anniversary of #DragaliaLost! Follow and retweet this post for a chance to win the following. All players will also receive items based on the number of RTs!
・Three winners will receive 10 Gala Dragalia adventurers and 68 5★ Dragons!
https://t.co/fHTUlkEFZo

[Maximilian Ditzler @max_i_1000000]

*pins crush’s zoom video to make it through the meeting*

[Dragalia Lost @DragaliaLostApp]

Check out the trailer for the Fire Emblem: Kindred Ties event, which starts Apr. 29, 11 PM PT! We're also holding a retweet campaign to celebrate! Follow and retweet this post for a chance to get items and 5★ dragons!

#DragaliaLost #FEHeroes