Max Hoover

[Max Hoover @max_isms]

My speed radiator's not working.

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Dad's favorite movie is Harry Pottery.

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Sign: Room Capacity 100 Max

Max: Does that sign mean only 100 little boys named Max can be in here at one time?

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[as the door is being shut at bedtime]

You know what Ev, Mom and Dad are really good singers.

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Mom I can't kiss you anymore because I'm getting too hot.

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I like the Tigers because a red sock is not scary at all.

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"I need that little cream cheese for my lips."

#vaseline

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She looks 'dorable, Mom. She's looks 'dorable.

#adorable

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When I was three I picked my boogers. Now I usually sneak and pick my boogers

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Mythbusters takeaway: So if you put your hand in a box and then into a watering can it will explode into a HUGE fireball!

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If I drink coffee, my hair will turn black. Like Daddy.

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You know what? I just got the same boo-boo I got yesterday. I'm really catching on!

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Ed: "Max, watch out for the dog poop."

Max: "You mean, watch out for the fudgies?"

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"And get your fingers out of the bread, punk." - Mom

"You mean pumpkin?" - Max

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I don't think about this. Translation: I'm not sure about this.

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Hey look, I'm a grandma.

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I thought that roar was coming from a dragon but it's not, it's coming from the dishwasher.

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You can't have a pet yak cause he'll shock you with his horns. Like a bull. Zzzzkk.

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I have spiky hair! Like mountains on my head!

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Max: This is g-norgeous! Evie: You mean gorgeous! Max: No! G-Norgeous!