Max Maloney

Really deep quote -Gandhi

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

Here’s a frame-by-frame look that clearly shows the Parkey kick was tipped by Treyvon Hester (Hester confirmed to @Bo_Wulf he tipped it).

[Max Maloney @max_maloney]

I mean we would be remiss to forget the time Conor jumped the fence and pushed a ref. Or the time he threw a dolly through a bus window. Still not cool by Khabib or his teammate.

[Max Maloney @max_maloney]

I just checked my watch and wouldn't you know it's #KhabibTime but let's not start fights in the stands guys. #UFC229

[Max Maloney @max_maloney]

This morning I had a dream that I got ready for work and was like "At least it's Friday" then I woke up and I wasn't ready and it was Tuesday. If that isn't a metaphor for life

[Max Maloney @max_maloney]

So I think Thor: Ragnarok and Infinity War were both great. However I think the Hulk is suffering the Worf effect badly, we're told he's powerful so it's impressive when he's beaten. But it's hard to believe because we've never seen him beat a tier 1 villain.

[Max Maloney @max_maloney]

I think it's probably for the best that Fedor vs Mir didn't go very long, was an old man fight if I've ever seen one. Happy for Fedor #bellator198

[Max Maloney @max_maloney]

I always thought that you couldn't walk on a torn ACL, that it was incredibly painful. This is apparently not always the case as I learned this week.

[Max Maloney @max_maloney]

Top 10 images taken seconds before disaster. #UFC223

[Max Maloney @max_maloney]

I just started a Roth IRA so now I can berate other people my age about their investment plans for the future. "Oh you're not invested in X? You should invest in X" #Adult

[Max Maloney @max_maloney]

Why is it that IcyHot occasionally does almost nothing when I put it on but randomly during the next day it awakens like the fires of Mount Doom?

[Max Maloney @max_maloney]

Yo huge shout-out to my local @PopeyesChicken employees who I'm pretty sure have never given me 3 tenders, instead opting for 4 every time.

[Max Maloney @max_maloney]

Hate when there's an ambulance behind me and its going at/below the speed limit. I just drive along like a goon like "Is it gonna catch me?"

[Max Maloney @max_maloney]

A three-day weekend off of work is so far superior to a three-day weekend off of school.

[Max Maloney @max_maloney]

I encourage everyone who is able to donate to a good cause. #FireGarPax #RidofReinsdorf

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[Max Maloney @max_maloney]

Hey @dog_rates how about Alice here? My neighbors dog who broke out of her yard and into my house (and my heart).

[Max Maloney @max_maloney]

I hate emails with ellipses in them "Project got approved... Great work everyone" like is that sarcastic or did I actually do a great job?

[Max Maloney @max_maloney]

Man reading my old tweets is like a walk down memory lane, except I don't remember memory lane being in such a rough neighborhood.

[Max Maloney @max_maloney]

I feel like the cubs will still throw themselves a parade if they lose, for giving it their best try.

[Max Maloney @max_maloney]

No matter how successful I become I'll never be on MTV Cribs and I'll never be the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car, and that's sad. #WhyTry

[Max Maloney @max_maloney]

#Diaz235 #Stockton209 #UFC202