Seyed Max III (Sr.)

Aspiring Women’s Water Polo Coach Likes: Bullying, Nickname for 9’s in Poker Dislikes: Mid Sized Cities, Hernias, Male Pattern Baldness

[Seyed Max III (Sr.) @max_max420]

Getting motion is a logistical nightmare

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Did I understand marginal abatement cost. No. Will a pledge be driving me home from the exam. Yes

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@theOGLindy @MikeHawkUSA What an awful idea. Whatever happened to the classics like 🐘 walks or blow or blow

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@jr_carl47560 I find slightly obese girls like this attractive tbh

[Neal Caffrey @isocaffrey]

Me after I give the 5.5 Phi Mu my intermural basketball jersey #levels

[Larry “the shitshow” McTater @CorbinWam]

@iran do NOT fumble this #teptundra

[Dwayne McFinkelstein lll @the_finkmeister]

In the lab

[Seyed Max III (Sr.) @max_max420]

My favorite thing about hiking is that fat people can’t do it

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Thanks Marjorie Taylor Green for the free cash

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Hate when I’m out on the street and see people speaking other languages like this is America speak Yiddish

[Seyed Max III (Sr.) @max_max420]

@elonmusk Debt is the material form of the idea that we are guilty for existing; the notion that we need to redeem ourselves and "pay a price" for the very act of existing, which frames existence itself as sinful. Who are we to take claim of the things that keep us going as humans.

[Seyed Max III (Sr.) @max_max420]

Is there a tariff on motion? I took some east Asian out for some ice cream the other night and still couldn’t get any. What’s the deal with that?

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@DeptofDefense @POTUS heres this in case so you don’t miss

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Would love to meet the 48 students at IU who signed up for an 8am African poetry lecture Monday Wednesday

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ID RATHER MY BALLS EXPLODE THAN STOP LIFTING #testiculartorsionaintshit

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I wish I could pay to take away money from some of these fundraisers

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All Iranian women are allowed to take refuge in my room

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“I’d rather go 0 for 30 than 0 for 9 because you go 0 for 9 that means you stopped shooting. That means you lost confidence."

[Seyed Max III (Sr.) @max_max420]

Can we skip the wyll and go to the part when you block me please

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@NoahCercone2

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@davsapo When the fent cart hits