Max_Lunderman

Life’s a trip man, hang on. Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza. - Michelangelo of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[4amLaundry @4amlaundry]

Because my Steam account is almost 20 years old and I can still play every single game I ever bought.

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

To fall asleep you first pretend to be asleep. That's how everything in life works.

[ً ً @NottSav]

If you don’t got $100 for GTA 6 your broke ass don’t need to be playing video games

[Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney @PlayaJared]

How tf do you check your balls for cancer it all feels like cancer

[Football Sickos @FootballSickos]

@AdamSchefter @ESPNCFB Kinda crazy how little tolerance all these leagues have for gambling with how much they promote it

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

"deal includes a $300 billion reconstruction fund for Iran."

[lupe @thinkblueloops]

me any time someone asks to take a picture

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

I think it's good when poor kids get to visit the aquarium.

[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

Eww, ppl

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

White people when they realize Cinco de Mayo is on a Taco Tuesday !

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

when tomorrow is monday but you're unemployed

[Max_Lunderman @max_maxlund]

@ByDrexel

[Nornal Guy 🧙‍♂️ @theralkia]

THE WORLD IS NOT OUT TO GET YOU

THAT'S PARANOID THINKING

THERE ARE, AT MOST, THREE TO FIFTEEN PEOPLE OUT TO GET YOU

[Max_Lunderman @max_maxlund]

@woodwardsports So I have to pay another package again? I will pirate this shit if it’s not on mlb 🏴

[🐈‍⬛🧒 @2rare2rare]

broke niggas tryna convince you to order them wings: