Max Shepard

I'm Commander Shepard of the SSV Normandy, I serve in the Alliance. First human Spectre. #Renagade #Biotic #MERP

[Max Shepard @max_shepard101]

They tell me it's a suicide mission. I intend to prove them wrong.

[Max Shepard @max_shepard101]

The Collectors attacked our ship. They took our crew, our friends. They think we're helpless. They're wrong.

[Max Shepard @max_shepard101]

If I flee, I might trip over the dozen krogan I killed to get here. I think I'll take my chances.

[Max Shepard @max_shepard101]

If you don't want to hear it, turn the damn sound off.

[Max Shepard @max_shepard101]

I assume everything is going well up here?

[Max Shepard @max_shepard101]

I've killed a lot of mercs today, but I can't take credit for him.

[Max Shepard @max_shepard101]

I'm sorry, I'm having trouble hearing you, I'm getting a lot of bullshit on this line.

[Miranda Lawson @Perfect_Lawson]

#WCW

[Max Shepard @max_shepard101]

You...big stupid jellyfish!

[Max Shepard @max_shepard101]

I've had enough of your tabloid journalism.

[Max Shepard @max_shepard101]

How about peace?

[Max Shepard @max_shepard101]

Controlling me is a lot different than controlling a Reaper.

[Max Shepard @max_shepard101]

Can't. Sleep.

[Samantha Traynor @SexyToothbrush]

My toothbrush is a Cision Pro Mark 4. It uses tiny Mass Effect fields to break up plaque and massage the gums. It cost 6,000 credits...

[Max Shepard @max_shepard101]

#WhatIsLoveIn4Words I love Mass Effect.

[Max Shepard @max_shepard101]

Meep

[Max Shepard @max_shepard101]

Bloop

[Max Shepard @max_shepard101]

😎

[Max Shepard @max_shepard101]

🌝

[Max Shepard @max_shepard101]

So quiet.