Max

love sniffing my ass and most of all, everyone elses'...

[Max @max_theTOPdog]

@tinytot1901 I mean.. *Woof* I cant speak english..*woof*

[Max @max_theTOPdog]

@tinytot1901 says the ex belieber...

[Max @max_theTOPdog]

Good morning

[Max @max_theTOPdog]

Shit scared of that wind, I swear its not me farting.

[Max @max_theTOPdog]

Im not gay, I just dont see the point in cocking my leg up, takes effort #topdog

[Max @max_theTOPdog]

Woofing wanker

[Max @max_theTOPdog]

Bloody freezing today

[Max @max_theTOPdog]

I'd better get some left over food from christmas dinner this year

[Max @max_theTOPdog]

Destroyed one of my christmas presents already #topdog

[Max @max_theTOPdog]

My ass tastes good today

[Max @max_theTOPdog]

I loving winding everyone up

[Max @max_theTOPdog]

Get off my lawn... #MyTerritory

[Max @max_theTOPdog]

My pal is seriously the funniest dog around, makes me howl! #doghumour

[Max @max_theTOPdog]

@Andrew_fryett @tinytot1901 im the one telling the jokes #howlers

[Max @max_theTOPdog]

@Andrew_fryett @tinytot1901 no woofing way!

[Max @max_theTOPdog]

Sick of my multicoloured biscuit dinner every single day, proper fancy a nice steak #dogsdinner

[Max @max_theTOPdog]

Freezing my nuts off out here #dogdays

[Max @max_theTOPdog]

@tinytot1901 @Andrew_fryett you aint ready fo' dis jelly

[Max @max_theTOPdog]

@tinytot1901 you stink I can smell you from here