Emmanuel

🧘🏽 Looking successful is expensive. Being successful is quiet. Hala Madrid

[Emmanuel @max_the_greatl]

20/08/26
Got myself a car.
God is great.

[Virgin Boy🧃 @demolaisavirgin]

Boobs dey always surprise me, even if I don see am before, whenever I see it again I'm always amazed

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

First in my bloodline to see a married man come online with receipts to call out his side chick

[Bolaji Roberts @ogbeniomobolaji]

I remember an incident when I owned a bar at Oniru. I punched one werey o! You won’t believe this guy didn’t stand up for at least 20mins. When he coughed lasan na me first beg am ask am Wetin he go chop, Wetin be go eat

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Pete Edochie’s tribute to Late Olu Jacobs 🕊️

[Aloyinlepon @Sugarboyadeola1]

“Twitter videos”

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

This is funny because this is exactly what I’d do in this situation.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: “I know very well that some channels enjoy attacking me and have been trying to ‘kill’ me for years. But that will never work”.

“What stays engraved in my memory, though, are the people who love me, not the people who don’t”.

“What I can control, I control, and what I can’t control, I don’t”.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo on 1000 goals: “I want to reach it, and I will reach it… but is it an obsession? No”.

“I never do things out of obsession, because when things become an obsession, they don’t go the way we want them to”.

[Tobi @Tobicods]

So many abnormalities are happening in this country.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a passport costs 250k.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a local flight can cost 100k.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a driver’s licence costs 45k.

A year’s minimum wage is 840k, yet a room self-contained in central mainland can cost 1 million annually.

Minimum wage is 70k, but transportation to work alone can cost 30k a month.

Do we really have a government?

[T.A.C! @OderaTAC]

Niggas start going to the gym and suddenly start calling chicken “protein”

[Kelvin O johnson @_OKJ__]

You can see how easy it is to start a religion. Humans are so symbolic and impressionable.

[Dr. APK @Lordkyril]

The first telerobotic surgery in West Africa. The surgeon operated on a patient in Abuja from RCCG’s Redemption City.

History was made!🎉

[Emmanuel @max_the_greatl]

@_zmc_x Especially the last minute

[Zainab @_zmc_x]

Washing machine minutes are not real life minutes

[Sam @ilynem]

Please Nigerians. We deserve better than this. Even if you feel this is the best you deserve, pity other Nigerians. Please.

[Fdrlmdmx @OlumideFdrl_Esc]

If na China be this, Xi Jiping fi condemn this nigga to death for trying to brain rot the citizens.

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

Rich Nigerians are even dumber than the poor ones

[𝓡🐉 @lilrichiebitch]

u really can’t teach this kind of consideration. like this genuinely is the most romantic thing ever

[Funmilayo✨ @funmss__]

I thought it was assorted meat