M.A.U

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[M.A.U @max_uhrin]

My tolerance for alcohol is way higher than my tolerance for people

[s0ber @whaIecrypto]

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[M.A.U @max_uhrin]

@byekjf You never left

[👺 @Sukitswitch_9]

Who said the perfect workout doesn’t exist?!

[prance @bocxtop]

Condoms are not biodegradable
Condoms are not biodegradable
Condoms are not biodegradable
Condoms are not biodegradable
Condoms are not biodegradable

if you care about the planet have unprotected sex!

[M.A.U @max_uhrin]

Clapping is just hitting yourself cause you like somethin #highthoughts

[M.A.U @max_uhrin]

Me: I’ll just have a beer tonight
*drinks four beers and a bottle of wine*
Me: well shit where douse the night go

[M.A.U @max_uhrin]

Y’all have a good life I’m doin me

[M.A.U @max_uhrin]

Just tryin not to start hammering beers and gettin drunk #everydayproblems

[M.A.U @max_uhrin]

If I set my alarm right now for 5:30 am I get to hit snooze twice before I have to get up, these are the things I get excited about

[M.A.U @max_uhrin]

@AllstarAdams16 #titsoutfortrump

[M.A.U @max_uhrin]

@LorelleErickson What you doing now?

[M.A.U @max_uhrin]

I wonder if girls can take a bath with a bath bomb and not take a boomerang? 🤔

[M.A.U @max_uhrin]

Person: so why’d you get that tattoo Me: cause I wanted that tattoo?

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@LilSlxm If your boyfriend wears pearls you have a girlfriend

[M.A.U @max_uhrin]

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal or doesn’t text back

[M.A.U @max_uhrin]

@TaylorLochbaum Works for me

[M.A.U @max_uhrin]

Just trying to make as much money as I can so I can move out of Canada

[M.A.U @max_uhrin]

I’m gunna leave it all out there to dry

[Lumin @Lumintweets]

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