MAX_WEIRD

Professional Astronaut

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"You can tell I'm strong because I'm using ALL the weights at once."-Guy at the gym right now hoarding all the weights

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

MERYL STREEP IRON SHEIK OF ACTRESSES #GoldenGlobes

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@MST3K Feel like you guys wouldn't have too much trouble tearing this masterpiece apart https://t.co/97i9C44hDu

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@Wendys will you marry me?

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I enjoy liking random people's transactions and commenting "nice" on @venmo public board

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How??? @realsway #notmypresident

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@kohh_t20 with the fire on the regular! https://t.co/yUKu8bUZmQ

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I enjoy selling clothes @buffaloexchange but after the transaction I also enjoy screaming THE CURSE IS LIFTED YOU FOOL as I run out the door

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The Simpsons season 7 is my everything rn

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I'm a low key fatass so i take pics of fancy doughnuts at work. #doughnuts #fatass #photography