Max Westphal

[Max Westphal @max_westphal_]

*ices every kid at family thanksgiving*

aunt Becky: "stop it, they're too young"

me: "house rules aunt Becky"

[LA Turtle @evan_breen]

when i began this fitness journey i couldn’t walk. not physically, but mentally. and physically. also mentally i could not do it as well. the funny thing is? i could. even though many times i thought i had polio. then i realized i did not have polio. & guess what? i still don’t.

[Max Westphal @max_westphal_]

@clodoggg Not safe

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

Get back inside @nick_colletti

[lol @anthoniexg]

I need everyone to stop what they’re doing and watch this.

[Max Westphal @max_westphal_]

@BasicBenn Please don’t tell mom and dad @BasicBenn

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

Isn’t that the fuckin worst? So self centered

[Stay @ Home Dad @Tammyuncanny]

Open for a surprise.

[𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐟𝐚𝐧 @stefxb_]

This must be exactly what God sees as He looks down on us https://t.co/pZ4NtSNKxC

[Max Westphal @max_westphal_]

@tofaial @MandaSquire @neiljlax10 @JencyLoera

[Max Westphal @max_westphal_]

@reilly_waltz @neiljlax10 Haters gon hate

[Max Westphal @max_westphal_]

@JamesG_Williams Stop

[Max Westphal @max_westphal_]

@neiljlax10 You’ve had better

[Max Westphal @max_westphal_]

@murray_madi Don’t ever talk to me again

[Max Westphal @max_westphal_]

@axid_boisestate @trevvorthompson

[Max Westphal @max_westphal_]

@Djadem_5 You wish