maxamos.

the physical embodiment of a golden retriever. actor. john krasinski look alike. he/him.

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if I had a dollar for every time someone told me I look like Jim from the office, I'd have a lot of dollars.

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open magic mike night

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like my nerds gummy clusters are gonna be gone by the time the movie actually starts …

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movie time 1 pm. first preview 1:07pm. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

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just saw a deliver driver smoking out of an apple. we are so back!

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we had a great run

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Max is changing its name to HBO Max

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love geno, big fan of your work, but for real the raiders will do ANYTHING but draft a top QB

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why do they always feel the need to CHANGE THE WAY SOMETHING IS ANIMATED??! like we already know what shrek should look like, we have *checks notes* FOUR OTHER MOVIES TO REFERENCE

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for ‘SHREK 5’

In theaters on December 23, 2026.

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jehovas witness showed up right after I got high, honestly great experience

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spotify wrapped is so funny cuz it will be like “in june you listened to strut your sassy flashy assy boom boom pow pop funky dunky peepee poopoo” and I’m like wait, yes I did! thank you @Spotify never change!

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there is NOTHING WORSE than being a raider fan

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sheryl crow when she sees the sun

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is this something? well I made it anyway

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I can’t explain it but

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me this winter

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

NASA has unveiled the next spacesuit that will be worn on the Moon in 2025/2026

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so does katy perry get residuals everytime a plastic bag drifts through the wind? or is it only when they want to start again?

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I know my notes app hate to see me press new note

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the mta always sucks but especially sucks in the summer cuz now I’m late AND I’m sweaty like wth

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telling everyone this is my grandmother

[DepressedBergman @DannyDrinksWine]

Miss Idaho Potato, 1935.

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“said I’m all you think about while you’re sleeping, why don’t you wake up?” is an absolute BAR @ daisy

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@jerm0ney honestly had great train luck today so happy train day!