mister percocet

village bruja

[matt @mattjoans]

the self hashtag oh she’s fierce

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Help me pray for me I’m struggling with sexual sin

[mister percocet @maxawhat]

I appear lost in his eyes but in reality I am brainstorming haunting and creatively degrading punishments for the eventual loser of my fantasy football league

[mister percocet @maxawhat]

Yatodally

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

nowadays everyone likes to sub tweet but back then the girls would pull up

[charlie @chunkbardey]

lunch is vinegar's playground

[mister percocet @maxawhat]

Would you still love me if I didn’t fuck back

[mister percocet @maxawhat]

All questions from here on out will be rhetorical

[mister percocet @maxawhat]

nvm it is not safe here

[mister percocet @maxawhat]

might take up tweeting calmly after sex

[Daniel Liu @danieldayliuis]

I loooooove to make a reservation at a restaurant. Online amazing but by phone literally euphoric. I feel like completely exec cunty cultured bitchy rude af no patience no time open honest authentic fun social mature tired immature dumb completely myself completely performative

[Idunno @oksheesh]

My five year plan is to see exactly what I can get away with

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

stop wearing them tight ass scrubs ain’t nobody lookin at yo ass these folks sick.

[Baby @Jasminearmanii]

Everytime I wanna say sum mean and don’t just know it kills me inside a little

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

After a long day of saying wildly offensive things I like to unwind and think about how beautiful and kind I am