max blumer

grace and grace alone, @alyssalorene, dad to eliza+everett, and sometimes other things

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

A leopard watches the sunset, perched high in a tree in the Masai Mara, Kenya.

📽: headedtoafrica/ig

[Weissy @Weissy53]

Happy 3 year anniversary to one of the most stressful games (and one of the most important goals) in Lightning history

[Kings Kaleidoscope @kingskworld]

'Kings Kaleidoscope' is here: https://t.co/Q41FYH2aYb

[dyllie @nobigdyl]

they playin nobigdyl. at the Obama residence?! 😳

[max blumer @maxblumer]

my buddy dale literally carrying the guitarist like a baby back to the stage 💀

[Bitmap_RED @Bitmap_RED]

@TuckFFAK You mean like this 😂

[max blumer @maxblumer]

do you remember when you joined twitter? I don’t but twitter told me

[max blumer @maxblumer]

@dougmcclintic Nice! I already forgot the word but I did it in 4… i think

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

God, grant me the serenity to accept the books I bought that I won't ever read, courage to read the ones I can, and income to keep buying new books.

[Kings Kaleidoscope @kingskworld]

You & I Again

https://t.co/DBFwjzeUyH

[max blumer @maxblumer]

@AngelaEWeiler so good! my kids might like it as much as me haha

[max blumer @maxblumer]

hearing my kids laugh at the ‘bad guys’ falling on the ice in home alone was the highlight of my day

[max blumer @maxblumer]

it’s so punk rock when your 2 year old wakes up singing one of your original songs

[max blumer @maxblumer]

ugh covid sucks

[max blumer @maxblumer]

10k for real for real

[max blumer @maxblumer]

10k for real

[max blumer @maxblumer]

sometime late june: my cat patronus leaves home

november 18: cat comes home

nearly 5 months surviving in the wild!

[max blumer @maxblumer]

@molliekate99 Classic 5 year olds ya know

[max blumer @maxblumer]

10k for real

[max blumer @maxblumer]

10k shoutout to my love 😘

[max blumer @maxblumer]

@quailien_ a sour duh

[max blumer @maxblumer]

10k shoutout to my love 😘

[max blumer @maxblumer]

woah tweet 9999