Breezy B

Carpenter for Premier Building Solutions 👻 maxboelkes

[Breezy B @maxboelkes]

Seriously...I have the best parents 😂

[Breezy B @maxboelkes]

@NightThrone @KwikTrip "Quiktrip"

[Breezy B @maxboelkes]

@RattPack @Logic301 @ThatKevinSmith I love Kevin but my god I felt bad for Theo on this podcast. Gets interrupted for every sentence he tries to get out.

[Banks @Banks]

TRUMP 2024

[Breezy B @maxboelkes]

@FedExHelp can suck a fat nut. Absolutely awful service. A pigeon could deliver better than them. #UPSforlife

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Just remembered they made a whole movie about emojis and now my day is ruined

[Breezy B @maxboelkes]

@TwainsNephson It's rewind time

[Brooks Koepka @BKoepka]

Hot take: AB will fight a Paul brother before the year is over

[Breezy B @maxboelkes]

@CoonRiley That was by far the toughest statement I've had to read this year.

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

See ya next time, @Suns

[Breezy B @maxboelkes]

@HarleyTBSYT @TheTrueAbstract Bigggggg facts

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

You should have to be 18 to use Twitter. The amount of kids on this shit that do nothing but fight on behalf of their favorite internet person is sad. You're not their friend; just because you watch someone successful does not make you successful as well. Stop

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Ass was made for eating

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

If you ever feel sad and pathetic, just remember there's an entire subreddit of joyless people dedicated to hating dogs and cats. Post after post mad at the world because dogs and cats exist and they hate anyone who likes them. Compared to them, you're a fucking superstar

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Can’t believe I started life as a baby that shit is so embarrassing

[Breezy B @maxboelkes]

I would love to see Tom Holland play Chester Bennington in a memoir movie. With his buzz cut they're so similar. Can we make that a thing?

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

I’m so tired of people saying how smart dolphins are, those dumb motherfuckers can’t even use the internet or play football. Dolphins can’t do any cool shit because they live in water, they should just move to land. Idiots

[Breezy B @maxboelkes]

@DBrahh @KamalaHarris Also to clear the air up (as my tweet probably seemed to lean to the right) I'm neither a Trumper or Biden lover by any means

[Breezy B @maxboelkes]

@DBrahh @KamalaHarris I get that, I'm just sick and tired of the idea thats constantly pushed to kids that they need to go to college and they need an education. Which every occupation listed requires that.