Max

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

You ready for this?

[Max @maxbooms]

Took 14 weeks to get through 6 chapters but yeah let’s try to crank out 5 more in the last hour of the semester

[Max @maxbooms]

What happened during the 6 hours I was in class that gas went from 1.97 to 2.39

[Max @maxbooms]

Slowly teaching Duke to bark at strangers who come in the house. No thieves gettin us

[Max @maxbooms]

What did athletes do before emojis?

[Max @maxbooms]

@EthanGuza His name was Rohan and couldn’t type a whole sentence

[Max @maxbooms]

Yeah I’m totally going to drive from Saginaw to Wisconsin to sell my $200 laptop because you don’t have a license

[Max @maxbooms]

Maybe you aren’t getting tipped well because you’re a bad server

[Max @maxbooms]

@HatchThor22 @CurtisBurkhard “But if I don’t shoot it the neighbor will”

[Max @maxbooms]

It’s not the slow winter drivers that get to me, it’s the people who still drive like it’s 75 out and they can stop on a dime

[Max @maxbooms]

If it ain’t Puffs lotion plus, I’m not using it

[Max @maxbooms]

@AnitaMantey No lol

[Max @maxbooms]

How long till I can move to Colorado?

[Max @maxbooms]

Think I can see Saginaw on that mountain

[Shizz @shizzytweets]

Lansing, Michigan 😍😍 https://t.co/ylBlyjz3rn

[Max @maxbooms]

Finally heard Mo Bamba for the first time. People really like that?

[Max @maxbooms]

Raising minimum wage, a significant amount, is like giving all the players a medal

[Max @maxbooms]

I’ve never cringed at a twerk video... until today