Max

I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay?

[mute✖️ @leggybans]

Clubbing has to be the most overrated adulthood activity

[2k @J2krisp]

Funniest review I ever got 😂

[nina @ninaa_ess]

I wanted to do this privately so I dmed @RevolutionBars 5 hours ago asking how to make a complaint but no one replied.
On Friday, my Caucasian friend was let into your bar in Leeds, but I was refused. (1)

[SIE @_badassiee]

My only regret is oversharing, had ppl thinking they know me.

[Samuel K @SamuelKOfficial]

Working your whole life just to 'enjoy' a few years when you're close to death is one of the biggest scams

[Lucy Hughes @lucyhughes_PR]

24 underrated websites. A thread 🧵👇

[Carmen Lagala @CarmenLagala]

Women: I have a stalker, he threatened to kill me.

Police: Cool, can you call us when he actually does that?

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

20 years, never forget ❤️

[sosa @dijaadijaa]

no matter how much i love a dude i’m not scared to leave him. even if i gotta cry over it every night it’s better than settling when i ain’t happy & he won’t fix it.

[Missguided @Missguided]

PSA: there’s only 15 more Fridays until Christmas 🎄🎁❄️

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

The 1,000 richest people in UK are worth £771bn which is 6 times the NHS budget.

And yet the Tories want to increase NI tax on ordinary working people.

Enough is enough.

[A @alicebrigs]

Unfollowing on social media really isn’t that deep I’m just not concerned about your life

[‧✩*⢄⢁✧ 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓪 ✧⡈⡠*✩ @spanishcvndy]

i want it to be Fall already

[Max @maxboycex]

@sharioni1 I’d like to be an extra!

[𝐊𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐘 @kaylaroyxo]

slut for a sunrise and a sunset

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my year 1 classes to give me some 'Pearls of Wisdom' to live by
Here is my analysis;
A THREAD