i mean this with the upmost disrespect. if you are “pro-life” unfollow me right now. i don’t wanna be moots with you, i don’t wanna be your friend, nor do i even want to associate with you. i have absolutely no respect for y’all and never will.
So I’m dead and I say back to her, “I be up in there like “PUT YOUR HANDS UP, or I will 💅🏽cry💅🏽.” She was laughing it up. I give her the drink she ordered. She thanks me and gives me a two dollar tip and then she left. Anything for the Tip. (ifykwim)
so today at Starbucks I was working in the drive up. A Lady correctional officer was at the window. You know I be doing my job n shit, socializing.I ask her about her job n stuff. She goes, “You know, you look like you’d be a good correctional officer.”
I’m over here wearing fuckin studs in my ears and my hair is in a bun, I look gay as hell today right? I say back, “Gurl, I work at a Starbucks for a reason.” And she laughs and says, “but you’re also a man. You have authority.” I WAS SHOOK.