Max Chamberlain

Without my beard, I’m just a idiot with a weak chin.

[Max Chamberlain @maxchamber]

I’m 40 and it’s only just struck how lazy the anteaters name is…

[Max Chamberlain @maxchamber]

Has anyone thought to call ‘next goal wins’ in the #USElection yet???

[Max Chamberlain @maxchamber]

@Primark It's not allowing me to DM your account. What is the best way of contacting you?

[Max Chamberlain @maxchamber]

@Primark I’ve been charged twice for an item I bought today in your bristol store. Only realised when I got home. How would I start to go about getting the money refunded???

[Darren Walsh Puns @DarrenWalshPuns]

People queueing outside Sports Direct must feel like a huge mug.

[Max Chamberlain @maxchamber]

This is not the year to be finding the worlds longest animal and 30 other new species. Put them back in the sea and float away quickly please... https://t.co/208tNiVzuy

[Max Chamberlain @maxchamber]

@craiguito Missouri does love company!

[Max Chamberlain @maxchamber]

If anyone is not sure about how quickly and easily viruses can spread. Check how many albums covers are currently on your Facebook feed and compare that to 3 months ago. #albumcoverchallenge #covid19 #coronavirus #StayHomeSaveLives

[Max Chamberlain @maxchamber]

Isolation Spot the Difference.... there’s 14 differences between these photos, in case you’re as bored as we are. #spotthedifference #socialdistancing #covid_19 #isolationgames

[Max Chamberlain @maxchamber]

My mission this evening.

Loo roll - 4 Shops
Paracetamol - 6 Shops

If only I’d just needed a paint sprayer, canoe and ski gear. I could’ve just stopped at Lidl and been done. 🤨 #coronavirus #Covid_19

[Max Chamberlain @maxchamber]

@barnsey125 Screw this, I’m going to bed. I hope this turns out to have been a bad dream in the morning!!!

[Max Chamberlain @maxchamber]

Nice try @hmvtweets I’m not falling for that old chestnut though! 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Max Chamberlain @maxchamber]

@JamieHughes119 To stop any further clarification. I never want to know what’s going through your head. 🤯

[Max Chamberlain @maxchamber]

@CameoCardiff Wow! Truly the end of an era in Cardiff. This place was my life for so many years. Don’t think I’ve ever worked any other place where I made so many decent friends. 😢

[Max Chamberlain @maxchamber]

My god, the ‘I don’t like horses’ plot twist at the end of this blew my mind 🤯🤯🤯

[Donald J. Trump ........................... ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @realDonaldTrFan]

Fake News is now questionning MY physical and mental health! My health is perfect! And I'm STABLE!! When I was rushed to Walter Reed Hospital on Saturday, it was for one of my ROUTINE medical procedures! The team of doctors was able to remove the crayon in LESS THAN AN HOUR!!

[Max Chamberlain @maxchamber]

Half Welsh, Half English and now I must be 1.5 people as I feel half Japanese too after the last month. Congratulations @JRFURugby on an amazing World Cup campaign! #Yesiknowthemathsisbad #RugbyWorldCup #japan

[Max Chamberlain @maxchamber]

This is why I love this game.

Did something stupid...
Apologised...
Gets a handshake, a beer and a song....

[Rugby World Cup @rugbyworldcup]

Following his red card, @RugbyCanada forward Josh Larsen visited the @Springboks changing room to apologize to Thomas du Toit after the game.

This is what rugby is all about.

[Max Chamberlain @maxchamber]

@SharneFairchild @Ryanair @SamHayden1976 https://t.co/g7feQH5Fwn easy to put in a claim via this free link. Done mine this morning.

[Max Chamberlain @maxchamber]

@Ryanair @MollieNiamhHatt Thanks for your prompt response @Ryanair. Really helpful the day after. About as useful as a paramedic in a morgue!