Max Clements

the sort of guy who'd get a chameleon - Emily 2k20

[Max Clements @maxclements99]

Countries on lockdown and my snack supply is in Chester, fucked it tbh

[Lily Allen @lilyallen]

There is a support act.

The show has always been advertised as “Lily Allen performs West End Girl.”

I was a few mins late as my tights were laddered and i had to change them.

The show is just over an hour as it’s just the album in its entirety.

It’s my artistic choice not to talk to the audience, the fourth wall helps with the storytelling. Most people find it to be effective.

I don’t want anyone to feel ripped off, Everyone on this tour is really working very hard to give people the best show we possibly can, and i’m extremely proud of it.

[mk @PATRlCKDEMPSY]

THE PARTY STARTED 21 YEARS AGO AND IM STILL HERE

[abby ᕱ⑅ᕱ @abbythesaintt]

imagine u go bowling by yourself and u go sit down but it’s ur turn again

[Zach @Z_ninetales]

why she kinda giving labubu

[alfie @alfienxo]

the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job

[Self Esteem @SELFESTEEM___]

Need a none load bearing wall to drill a shelf in for this one! Thank you @IvorsAcademy for the Visionary Award. Feels very proper. Janet and Andy were here. Means loads ngl. ♥️

[Laura @laurahod19]

Becki Jones has quit social media oh my god.. having a McFlurry and fruit bag tonight in her honour

[PEPPERS @WHITEH0TPEPPERS]

when THAT part of A&W hits

[Max Clements @maxclements99]

Watching Lanas Reading set so I can mentally prepare for tomorrow ❤️

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

Life imitates art #Eastenders

[Aunt Babe @babesmithh]

Me: “I don’t understand how I’ve never completed GTA 5 despite owning it for 10 years”

Also me every time I play it:

[maisie peters 💐 @maisiehpeters]

i don’t know how it gets better than this :’))))) see u at the eras tour on august 19th :’))))) thank u @taylorswift13 <333

[Coachella @coachella]

Voices of a generation

Watch more from the Coachella Stage all weekend on the @Youtube livestream at https://t.co/369m1pWQBo

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me in Traffic: “DRIVE BITCH”

the Bitch 😩:

[maisie peters 💐 @maisiehpeters]

see you at the @glastonbury pyramid stage :’) <3 i have always always always wanted to go to glastonbury, let alone play it, so this is a big dream come true 🥲🫶 i am so excited to screech im kinda busy like im at glasto tonight i might actual keel over and die when it happens

[Coventry City @CoventryCityFC]

OH MY WORD! 💥