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[max 🧚🏻‍♀️ @maxcot_]

today my students wrote fun facts and one of them wrote “my teacher miss cottrell is not married. :(“ never been so humbled by an 8 year old before

[🇭🇹 ayiti libre! 🇭🇹 @evenmoredan]

category is famous last words

[GatorMuse @alligatormuse]

Ex that cheated on me got fat

[kin @94chevycorsica]

going for a walk and getting a hot dog so i don’t kill myself #goingforawalkandgettingahotdogsoidontkillmyself

[max 🧚🏻‍♀️ @maxcot_]

bought two eagles hats this season and after each purchase they lost multiple games so that’s my bad guys

[max 🧚🏻‍♀️ @maxcot_]

just jumped up and clapped

[The Hunger Games @TheHungerGames]

Caesar Flickerman.

The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping – in theaters November 20, 2026.

[max 🧚🏻‍♀️ @maxcot_]

just said teeeeaaaa out loud in the teachers lounge

[The Hunger Games @TheHungerGames]

President Snow.

The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping – in theaters November 20, 2026.

[max 🧚🏻‍♀️ @maxcot_]

just clocked in for my met gala shift

[max 🧚🏻‍♀️ @maxcot_]

my grandpa saw my lexapro and declared all over his grandchildren are mentally ill #gains

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

Hang it in the Art Museum

[L🕺🏼ISO HARRYWEEN @laurenontour]

just got the “tiktok is banned” pop up, closed the app, then went back to it 3 seconds later out of habit. yeah i’m cooked

[⋆ @angelslouisw]

happy birthday zayn malik

[Hoai-Tran Bui @htranbui]

me when Bob Odenkirk shows up in LITTLE WOMEN

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

FORK IN THE RAVENS

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

FORK IN THE RAMS

[max 🧚🏻‍♀️ @maxcot_]

just logged onto draftkings to find out i placed a nasty parlay while black out drunk and won. this is what being a woman is all about

[max 🧚🏻‍♀️ @maxcot_]

uab is performing at giants eagles half time today tune in

[max 🧚🏻‍♀️ @maxcot_]

25 today. decided that it’s my 3/4 life crisis ❤️

[AB @AB84]

Certified Cracker #CTESPN

Blackinship @Eagles

[max 🧚🏻‍♀️ @maxcot_]

cooking up crazy bets for monday night football (i’m afraid to bet more than $5)

[max 🧚🏻‍♀️ @maxcot_]

me, trying to fit in with fishermen: yea i love queer baiting