shit Max says

only rats don't follow 🐭

[- @crxx_ssan]

everyone is frantically studying before this exam and I'm just eating a cosmic brownie in the back corner and spinning in my chair

[- @crxx_ssan]

I wonder how many calories I burn by constantly trying to be the center of attention

[- @crxx_ssan]

if he says to only eat 1/4th of the brownie only eat 1/4th of the brownie 🗣

[- @crxx_ssan]

sororities? more like soRAWRXDs

[- @crxx_ssan]

my skin currently looks like a Nestle crunch bar I really gtg

[- @crxx_ssan]

a random girl in the elevator just said "we've partied together. your walk twerking is engraved in my memory" I love being a celebrity!

[- @crxx_ssan]

my impact https://t.co/OCnth5dtbO

[- @crxx_ssan]

Trump and I have one thing in common: we're both waiting for Easy D https://t.co/nHm174U6Fc

[shit Max says @maxctea]

Everyone wish a happy birthday to our King, @crxxssan 🎉🎉🎉

[shit Max says @maxctea]

"Look, i'm trash!"

[- @crxx_ssan]

@jzhess2 I wanna be Julia Hess when I grow up

[- @crxx_ssan]

me returning to Boston for spring semester

[- @crxx_ssan]

Katiey just showed up to my house with 1 of every dessert Applebees has for my birthday and now I'm crying and watching Island Life with her

[shit Max says @maxctea]

Honestly everyone should strive to have a friendship like @crxxssan & @Rbyeitak 's - Katiey just brought Max 1 of every dessert @ Applebees😍

[- @crxx_ssan]

told like 10 different people I would watch shows they recommended over break but instead I'm rewatching the underrated, iconic Ugly Betty

[- @crxx_ssan]

I was having a good day until I remembered that Views was nominated for album of the year but ANTI wasn't

[shit Max says @maxctea]

@crxxssan: "Guys, we ready? I'm going out. I'll uber there alone. I'll uber pool... I have a memory like a photograph!"
#Halloweekend2k16

[- @crxx_ssan]

omg Coachella this year is a MUST 😍😫😭