Max

Staff Meeting

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Real ice cream fiend Joe is almost done, meanwhile fake crackmaxxer Hunter hasn't even taken a lick

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

Homeless guy: Caleb Pitts you will die on August 5th 2023 when a stray bullet flies through your bedroom window and into your neck.

Me [headphones in]: sorry brotha nothin on me

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

This lady i work with saw a guy slip in the snow and she said it was "like watching a video on instagram"

[Max @maxdavidek13]

@sadetape It’s true

[Bashley 🏳️‍⚧️ @thereal_bustin]

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[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

(2043, Lindsay Graham, being kept alive by stem cells extracted from the testicles of 5 year olds) of course the war with Iran was a mistake. We all know that. Qatar is different. They don’t let gay people drive

[JuiceOne @JuiceSimpsons]

The only Waymo I care about is the way Moe serves up the suds to Homer and the gang in the classic animated television show The Simpsons

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I wish Biden were alive to see this

[jeremy @jeremylovesyall]

if trump does actually remove term limits the democrats in their almighty wisdom are way more likely to run bill clinton against him than obama

[John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20]

I’m a man of peace now! Please stop with all the negative comments!

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

I’ve never seen anyone who deserved to lose a state so badly on policy alone, and that was before they sent an elderly rapist to smugly lecture Palestinians who had lost family members about King David

[Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb]

Damn I was sure the Dick Cheney endorsement and most lethal military stuff was gonna push Kamala to a sweeping victory.

[Aren LeBrun @arenrlebrun]

Nothing to see here, just a centrist losing by half a million votes in a state where leftwing labor policy won.

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

this singlehandedly sent me over the edge dude i have to hear about this fat fucking dipshit homunculus for the next four years

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Damn he was definitely so close to getting to Mars.

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

ohhhhhh beginning to remember why she didn’t win a single state in 2020 and we all hated her

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

We only have Pepsi, is that ok?

RFK Jr: ok, I met Jon Benét Ramsey in the winter of 1996,