max

Fat bald and love Leeds United

[Dan @Altgthr]

It’s so hot today that if Michael Barrymore invited me round for a pool party I’d go.

[max @maxdotlufc]

Fuck me it’s hot

[ßen @BCAFCBH]

Went to America, blew their life savings, managed one hugely deflected goal against the mighty Haiti, danced around at Baseball games to impress the Yanks and sent on their way home fuming with big Stevie.

Scotland. 👍

[Phil Hay @PhilHay_]

@YorkshireJAMES1 I’m going to wager that the impact of “some cunt on a free” might not be huge

[Pompey Pedro 🇨🇴 @PompeyPedro]

The Viking Empire 🇳🇴 : rape, pillage, enslave and destroy everywhere they go. No discernible influence on world culture outside of Netflix shows:🥰

The British Empire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 : Single handedly stopped trans-Atlantic slave trade, invented everything, whole world speaks English:🤬

[Troy Hill @troyhill91]

Hang on, so the Scandinavian nations are allowed to be proud of their past of raping and pillaging but when little old England do it we are still held to account to this day?

Anglophobia at its finest!!

[KS 🇬🇧 @ks1872_]

Well done the left wing freaks, dont say we didnt warn you

[Rowan @oufc_rowan]

ingerrrlandddddd🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[max @maxdotlufc]

Thought all England fans were drunken hooligans. Wonder if this will be on front pages of all papers

[Mike Keegan @MikeKeegan_DM]

🇺🇸 ❤️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
🤝 FIFA, FA and police stunned by level of American support for England
👊 As many locals supporting Three Lions in Dallas as traveling fans
👮 ZERO arrests at World Cup opener
➕ More England fans expected in Boston & New Jersey
☁️ Cool temps expected v Ghana
https://t.co/WM9vTHGDON

[Dinsey @OfficialDinsey]

Next leg of the tour Charleston where I’ve joined the bloods. Tell me it wasn’t a penalty now ya fuckin teapots.

[VYT @VYTLS27]

‘Blatant fucking lies’

[Dux @DuxVul]

This was declared a terror attack right away, even though no one died

Southport was not declared a terror attack when 3 children were executed

See how it works

[max @maxdotlufc]

Another trademark giant’s performance #giantsunleashed

[max @maxdotlufc]

Great stuff. Vermin

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⛔️ OFFICIAL: Turkiye have been ELIMINATED from the 2026 World Cup.

Verdict after 2 games at group stages, 0 goals scored and 2 defeats. ❌

[Albert Brochier 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Albrochier]

F*ck the Scots.

Ever since that Argentina video, they can do one.

Disrespecting your fallen to own the English.

[🇧🇲 @Bermuda060404]

That's how you do it, meanwhile for the Jocks it's Day 11 at 'The Dubliner' farting into the same kilt.

[pdb @nufcpb]

We are simply the greatest nation on earth and there’s nothing you can do about it

[max @maxdotlufc]

@MarkAgitprop Like you spud farming cunts we’re respectful to GSTK. Fuck off

[D Robson @StifmeisterFan7]

#ENGCRO

[max @maxdotlufc]

Don’t fucking do this to me England