Jessica

Doormat

[Jessica @maxflomum]

@DPD how can you be sorry you missed me when I had been sitting in my house all afternoon?Truth is your driver didn’t even try to deliver. And now you won’t be back until Monday. What happy news.

[Jessica @maxflomum]

@aunty_shirley @implausibleblog I’m a Labour voter and send all my kids to private school.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Trevor Philips, "Does Rishi Sunak, son of East African Asians, really believe that immigrants are going to overwhelm us and destroy our democracy"

Oliver Dowden, "He is absolutely right to issue this warning"

TP, "Really, immigrants are going to overwhelm us and destroy our democracy? Isn't this extreme language?"

OD, "I don't think the PM meant it in that way at all"

[Jessica @maxflomum]

@currys Would love the air fryer #CurrysNinja

[Jessica @maxflomum]

@currys Would love the air fryer

[Jessica @maxflomum]

100% #ImWithGary

[Dr. William Weir @WilliamWeirHere]

Our prime minister Boris Johnson saves the day by telling us we can save upto £10 per year if we buy a new £20 kettle.

So in just 3 years time you'll be £10 up.

A whole £10 in just 36 quick months.

Top bloke is Boris.

#kettle
#BorisJohnson

[Suffolk 🇪🇺 #FBPE #FBPPR #RejoinEU @TimInSuffolk]

This is my MP James Cartlidge (South Suffolk) who voted to allow sewage to be pumped into rivers and the sea. He's in a canoe on the River Stour in less polluted times.

He's a bit twitter shy and has blocked me, so could someone please retweet or forward it to him? Thank you.

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

I was right then and right now #brexit

[JBL @johninsouthfla]

If you think Johnson was the worst PM in your lifetime - re-Tweet. Let's see for ourselves.

[Dr Dan Goyal @danielgoyal]

The People of the UK do not want refugees sent to Rwanda.

[Jessica @maxflomum]

I've just signed the @openDemocracy open letter telling the @cabinetofficeuk to publish the full #SueGrayReport into lockdown parties at Number 10. Please sign it too so they know they have to take action quickly: https://t.co/HGvBWDJRRQ #partygate

[Jessica Simor KC @JMPSimor]

People need to stop saying that refugees will be sent to Rwanda for ‘processing’. The policy is to send them there forever - there is no return. This is people trafficking by the Government. They are bribing Rwanda with development funds.

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

“No-one leaves home unless home is the mouth of a shark… No-one puts their child in a boat unless the water is safer than the land”
Warsan Shire’s words never more important. Priti Patel’s #Rwanda plans are vicious & grotesque - utterly shameful. Britain is better than this

[Just Me 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺🧙 @shw_mae]

Fantastic - very succinctly put, powerful and true!! #JohnsonOutToday #JohnsonLiedPeopleDied

[DJ Sir Geoff @GeoffRampton]

Eviscerating from Matthew Parris.

[Jessica @maxflomum]

@Hermesparcels can you advise me how your delivery person managed to come to my door and not only did I fail to hear them knocking, when I’ve been in all day, but my husband also failed to notice the delivery driver when he outside when the delivery was supposed to have happened?

[Jessica @maxflomum]

.@BorisJohnson Stop privatising the NHS by stealth! The Health Bill locks in corporate control. Experts warn that, if it passes, lives will be lost and families bankrupted by health costs. I can’t vote for a party that supports this. #YourNHSNeedsYou! https://t.co/hVOqktSU5O

[Jessica @maxflomum]

@TheLastLeg #pritidick

[Jessica @maxflomum]

@TonyLavelle14 @snowleopardess A demockracy.