Max Frauel

I have been described in the past as 'not too terrible all things considered'

[Max Frauel @maxfrauel]

Sometimes I wonder if I'm "so vain" because I also think that song is about him.....

[Max Frauel @maxfrauel]

My wife got me the latest @RyanMontbleau album on vinyl for Christmas last year only for us to learn our record player was broken. Enjoying last year's gift on this year's!

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Everyone plays records by Ian Hunter on their Tuesdays off right?

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@MASTERCHEFonFOX honest question.... why do you preview the episode before it starts? I'm here. I'm watching. Do you think I'm going to turn it off if I'm not hooked in 30 seconds?

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@MLBTV Honestly what am I paying for with the number of games that are blacked out or on Apple TV or on Peacock??? Too many unavailable games when I pay for what is supposed to be the full season package

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In my opinion your favorite musicion is who you put on when you are drunk, and for me that's @RyanMontbleau (don't worry Ryan I also listen to you a lot sober)

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@JomboyMedia Just getting around to catch your breakdown of the tragic final Mariners game. Please do not go down the road of advocating that somehow playoff rules without a phantom runner were broke for a 100 years. We all know this new dumb tradition didn't save anything.

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Seeing @RyanMontbleau on Saturday and this is as excited as I've been to see live music since pre-covid

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I swear someone on the Mariners made a deal with the Devil.

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@typewriteralley Good to have it clarified that neither the city council nor the mayor have any intention of fixing the Ballard Bridge

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@Coopc0523 Idk someone else on twitter told me you cannot. On a D-line bus crawling its way to the Fremont Bridge

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Watch the Ballard Bridge still find a way to raise for a sailboat but not close for all of us trying to get home

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@SDOTtraffic Can people still walk over?

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@KCPubHealth @KingCountyWA Inslee gave some clear stats to show what lead to his decision. Can you provide us with the data benchmark you will use to advise yours?

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Hey @Mariners, if the baseball season doesn't happen, does this year still count towards the playoff drought? Asking for a friend.

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Was Will Fuller's personal issue not wanting to be associated with that dumpster fire of a game? Because if so, I get it.

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It turns out that up until this moment I thought Martin Sheen and Michael Freeman were the same person. Feels like I have to question all my beliefs now.

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The biggest lie we as adults tell children is that smoking isn't cool. It's a very important and necessary lie, but a lie all the same.

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You know that feeling where you walk in on your soon-to-be wife watching Downton Abbey and ask her which character is the queen, only to be reminded that Downton Abbey is not The Crown?

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You ever see that a new contact of yours is now on twitter and want to reach out to them and go "NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU FUCKING MORON, LEAVE NOW AND NEVER LOOK BACK!!!!!!" yeah me neither.

[Max Frauel @maxfrauel]

The most satisfying part of any debate is when someone smugly goes "well what about (irrelevant thing)?" and you reply "what ABOUT (irrelevant thing)???"