Max “Where are my knees” Goldberg

Normal sized legs, fine, lacrosse player, and fine

[Max “Where are my knees” Goldberg @maxgoldbergduke]

Sorry guys been a little MIA recently but we’re back with a double header Christmas Eve birthday special. In Puerto Rico rn but for some reason all I can think about is how @connorbankoff1 doesn’t drink beer. So now I double mog him as a nail and being fine. #imsofine #FINEsse

[Max “Where are my knees” Goldberg @maxgoldbergduke]

Boys on the way to the AOF tourney now. Ofc I had to get my caffeine in but then I realized, #vibesreference. Man this guy is everywhere. Miss ya @connorbankoff1 hope u brought the vibrator home with u. #vibes #imanail #didntleaveitathome

[Max “Where are my knees” Goldberg @maxgoldbergduke]

Another side note to my previous side note. Vibes retro in the Econ book. Man that guys a beauty. Remember the time u used the rose toy on snifzy? @connorbankoff1 #didntleaveitathome #nailgun

[Max “Where are my knees” Goldberg @maxgoldbergduke]

Side note here. Reading my Econ book right now chapter about recessions definitely feeds. Speaking of recessions though let’s talk about the fall off of Jake paash, man where did that kid go. “Faded” varsity hockey he’s obv too good for that shit. #biggestbeauty #imfine

[Max “Where are my knees” Goldberg @maxgoldbergduke]

Gm to my fellow Jewish community members who also have an advent calendar. Today, I am sitting eating lunch w @joeconneraof wearing his obviously hard Colby hoodie. But that made me wonder, has anyone seen the hoodie recently, hes gotta be hyped about rooming w Mateo. #lafayette

[Max “Where are my knees” Goldberg @maxgoldbergduke]

Boys with a huge win tonight 4-0 over choate. Heard that kid geno tucked too. Hate that kid we beefing ong. But good tuck from him nonetheless. Anyways speaking of huge my legs look really good right now. Extremely normal if I must say so myself. #imfine #legs #fadegeno

[Max “Where are my knees” Goldberg @maxgoldbergduke]

Day 16 of the advent calendar today, and for some reason that reminded me of @joeconneraof. Is his girl 16 yet? Surely it’s due to be legal soon right? Wondering if VibrationSports can get an official stat on this. @connorbankoff1 Thoughts? #younganddumb #clurr #firstkiss

[Max “Where are my knees” Goldberg @maxgoldbergduke]

Mirror mirror on the wall who’s the finest of them all. #me

[Max “Where are my knees” Goldberg @maxgoldbergduke]

Just realized I made a lock in reference. Man do I miss that guy. Wonder what he’s up to at wisco. Sup Style and Flow, miss you too. #lockeeen #pashby #200vbuckemote

[Max “Where are my knees” Goldberg @maxgoldbergduke]

Just in per VibrationSports @connorbankoff1 the big 3 also flips due to the “seriousness” of the relationship now. However his luck will soon be tested as we know how he can get when uncle t is involved. Stay tuned. #clurr #wereseriousnow #lockedin

[Sonk Viggenhauser @joeconneraof]

Big 3 Rodriguez had a meeting this morning to drop a class for the spring because he accidentally applied to Georgetown Early decision. Due to this mistake, he flipped his commitment to Suny Brockport where Malette and him will do touches in the bathroom. #clurrrr

[Max “Where are my knees” Goldberg @maxgoldbergduke]

All this choate talk has me thinking about the boars and all. Which led me to wonder what’s been good with the hog recently? I mean I haven’t seen that 7.5 get put to work in ages. So again, the whole world is wondering, where is the hog? #hog #mrshog #aoneatwo

[Max “Where are my knees” Goldberg @maxgoldbergduke]

Boutta watch the boys take down choate today. But then I had this super random thought, how am I so fine? Genuinely the whole world is wondering. #howamisofine #thefinest

[Max “Where are my knees” Goldberg @maxgoldbergduke]

On my way home from my lax tourney this weekend. Man was I a nail. Didn’t do much but at least I looked fine doing it. Oh and my legs are still normal sized in case you were wondering. #imfine #thereheisnt

[Max “Where are my knees” Goldberg @maxgoldbergduke]

Just hit up bdubs with the boys. Obviously had to feed the barrel (the legs) #manimsofine #kingbeauty

[Max “Where are my knees” Goldberg @maxgoldbergduke]

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[Max “Where are my knees” Goldberg @maxgoldbergduke]

My friend Cruz would mog in perkiness #hesalsofine

[min🐍 @jwcntrc]

Why are they so perky 😭😭

[Max “Where are my knees” Goldberg @maxgoldbergduke]

The only thing sharper than my pencil is my jawline. #FinestKidInClass

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

I want my wife

[Max “Where are my knees” Goldberg @maxgoldbergduke]

@Haguemurch @connorbankoff1 @connorbankoff1 I promise if you actually leave the vibrator at home this time I’ll let you hit. But come on man it’s my sister. Don’t you already have a really hot girlfriend (like I do)? #mygfisfine #myboywanysmysister #leavethevibrator

[Max “Where are my knees” Goldberg @maxgoldbergduke]

Me and @connorbankoff1 (he didn’t leave the vibrator at home) #freaky #yktv

[Max “Where are my knees” Goldberg @maxgoldbergduke]

Update on a real life interaction I had today.

Teacher: 'Why are you so quiet today?'
Me: 'Just letting the fine-ness speak for itself.' #SelfConfidence #ImFine